Eggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?!
Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us!
LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? G...
@Blossompaw12345 says: I dare Bon bon to um... "fake" breakup with bonnet. And don't mind my pfp. Imma gonna change it soon. Into i dunno..
Bon Bon: Ah, I don't mind your pfp! It looks great, but if you want to change it go ahead :)
Bon Bon: Also, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!!?!?!? SHE WOULD KILL ME!! LITERALLY!!
LolBit: Ya gotta do it! It's part of the contract!
Bon Bon: Oh gee... I never should have signed it ( >///__///<")
LolBit: Too bad!! Now go and fake breakup with Bonnet!
Bon Bon: *Walks into the kitchen where Bonnet is*
Bonnet: *drawing and cutting out pieces of paper*
Bon Bon: Heeeeeyyyy Bonnneeeettttt.....
Bonnet: *smiles and hides the craft behind her back* Heeeeeyyyy Boonnnn Boonnnn..... Whatcha doing here?
Bon Bon: Well uh... You see... Uh...
Bonnet: *fiddling with the drawing behind her back* Do you remember what today is?
Bon Bon: *seriously doesn't remember* Uhhh...
Bonnet: *giggles and punches him softly (but her softly is hard 'cause she swoll lmao)* Oh, you jokester!
Bon Bon: o u c h .
Bonnet: It's our anniversary!
Bon Bon: *all of the color drains from his body and he falls over with a shocked expression being worn in his face*
Bonnet: Bon Bon! Are you okay?
Bon Bon: *malfunctioning* hhhhjjgglffddabbraaaha
Bonnet: Afton make you watch soap cutting asmrs for eighty-eight hours again?
Bon Bon: hhhhhhh
Bonnet: *gasps* HE MADE YOU WATCH SOAP CUTTING ASMRS FOR EIGHTY-NINE HOURS?
Bon Bon: hhjjjj
Bonnet: *growls* AFTON!!!
Afton: *default dancing*
Bonnet: *monster form* AFFFTOOONNN!!!!
Afton: hmMmMm?
Bonnet: *grabs him with her giant paw and throws him onto the wall*
