PURPLE-TREES (my friend) says: I dare the SL crew to go to the land of the Lorax and flirt with the greedler and take him on a group date into the moshi monster universe
Eggs Benedict: You're just trying to tickle my pickle, aren't you?
Ballora: *nudges him* You can't say that, there's children reading this book!
Eggs Benedict: What do you mean? *has a pickle in his hand*
Pickle: PWEASE DON'T TICKLE MWE
Ballora: u h
Ennard: *pulls up in a giant car and is wearing shades while How Bad Can I Be plays on the radio* Hop in losers we're going shopping
*Everyone gets in and they go to the Land of the Lorax*
Baby: Yay, we're here!
Bonnet: WOOOOOOOOWWWW! The trees look like cotton candy!
Bon Bon: *climbs a tree* This is a saratoga nettle they're extremely nutritious *eats the fluffiness and throws up* I was incorrect
Yendo: Those are actually truffula trees..
Bon Bon: *slides down* Whatever! Who cares what they're called, this place is so cool!
Funtime Freddy: S-so do we ALL have to flirt with G-G-Greedler?
Funtime Foxy: Yeah, some of us have significant others, and I don't want to be disloyal :(
Eggs Benedict: It appears we have to.
Funtime Freddy: O-oh man..
Ennard: Come on guys, we need to get to the top of the factory so we can meet him in his office. I hope he doesn't sexually harass us like he does in all the fanfictions
*They all get back in the car and drive into the factory, and crash into his office*
Baby: Yay! We're here!
Greedler: What are you doing in my office uncalled for?!
Afton: We've gotta flirt with you!
Greedler: *calls security on his phone* Hey, security? We have some adorable little intruders~ Who are T R E S P A S S I N G ! YOU'RE ALL GOIN' TO JAIL!
Yendo: *voice sounds like the guy who says it* Oh hell naaaaawwww!
Greedler: Fine, change my mind then, you little skank~ *grins toothily*
Yendo: We have all the Huniepop characters unlocked on my laptop on the last date if you let us flirt with you and take you to the Moshi Monsters universe-
Greedler: Deal! *sticks his hand out to shake*
Yendo: Um.. *shakes it* This guy is crazy..
Funtime Freddy: S-says the guy who watches beheading videos..
Yendo: Y o u ' r e n e x t
Funtime Freddy: W-what?
Yendo: What?
Ennard: *starts the car again* Alright everyone, get in
LolBit: We goin' shopping again?
Ennard: NO!
LolBit: Lol.. ;__;
*everyone gets in and Greedler sits in the passenger seat*
Ennard: *crashes out of the wall and drives down the road to the Moshi Monsters universe*
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Ask or Dare FNAF Sister Location!
RandomEggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?! Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us! LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? G...
