Mermilazzz says: Dare for Yendo: I dare you to dress up as a cute anime girl talk cute Japanese to everyone you see, like: Doki Doki - Kawaii - Onii/Onee - Chan/Kun - Senpai (male) - Kohai (female
Yendo: I hate you. Sooooooooooooooo much. *puts the stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl outfit on and a red bow on his right ear* これはあなたが望んだものですか？
Author Chan: (if you didn't know I know Japanese a bit so yay)
Yendo: *sees baby walking past* 赤ちゃん 先輩!
Baby: hm? What are you saying Yendo
Yendo: ベイビー、愛してるよ
Baby: um..
Yendo: あなたはかわいい素敵でとても素晴らしいです
Baby: I'm so confused.. I'm gonna go..
Yendo: いいえ- ugh... if I could've talked to her in ENGLISH she would've known what I said to her..
Eggs Benedict: *walks past and tries to avoid Yendo*
Yendo: こんにちは卵ベネディクト
Eggs Benedict: *sighs and scoffs* what now?
Yendo: ugh.. I GIVE UP! TELL BABY I LOVE HER!
Eggs Benedict: wHOA! Okay okay geez.. *walks to baby*
Yendo: *scared*
Eggs Benedict: Yendo loves you Baby
Baby: as a friend?
Eggs Benedict: I think he loves you as like an.. um.. soulmate. He wants to be with you
Baby: o-oh... well I don't like him that way... I like him as a friend or brother.
Yendo: *heart literally shatters and starts spasming*
Eggs Benedict: hm okay *walks to Yendo* she doesn't love you back buddy
Yendo: o-OXYGEN!
Eggs Benedict: mhm we all need oxygen
Yendo: I- I nED AT
Eggs Benedict: I don't know what you just said
Yendo: 私は酸素が必要です!
Eggs Benedict: *gasp* crap sorry I didn't know
Yendo: *confused* u noW JalepenOnese?
Eggs Benedict: if you said what I think you said, yes! *gives Yendo mouth to mouth and fixes his heart too* yuck! You taste like oil
Yendo: *breathing heavily* sorry..
Eggs Benedict: *epic hair swoosh*
Yendo: *looks at Eggs Benedict and sees how hot and shrexy he is* ai... Eggs Senpai...
Eggs Benedict: what?
Yendo: n-nothing!
Eggs Benedict: um.. ok? I'm leaving now *leaves*
Yendo: *looks around desperately for a trace of Eggs Benedict and sees a cup he was drinking from on the ground. He then picks it up and kisses it* Senpai eggs....
Afton: hee hee heee.. MY LOVE POTION WORKED! NOW I CAN USE IT ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE! NEEEEEEEIGH! *rides off into the sunset*
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Do you guys imagine Eggs Benedict as a human or a human body with an egg for a head 😂 I just imagined an egg giving mouth to mouth to Yendo lmao
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