bellaprimero says: I dare Ft. Freddy to scare everyone >:3
(this will kind of be a backstory as to how Bon Bon and Funtime Freddy became friends)
Funtime Freddy: O-oh! I always get scared so this should be easy as pie f-for me to do! Since I have experience and all..
Eggs Benedict: *eating some chips* You are literally the least scary person here
Funtime Freddy: Eek! *jumps* I didn't notice y-you were here Eggs
Eggs Benedict: And the reason you have *air quotes* "experience" with scary stuff is because you are scared of literally EVERYTHING!
Funtime Freddy: *embarrassed* N-not true!
Eggs Benedict: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test-
Funtime Freddy: AHHHHH!
Eggs Benedict: *sighs* See what I mean?
Funtime Freddy: Yeah I guess...
Eggs Benedict: *feels kind of quilty for bringing his spirits down* Look...
Funtime Freddy: Huh?
Eggs Benedict: I'll help you try to be scary, okay?
Funtime Freddy: *nods* T-thank you Eggs
Eggs Benedict: *nods back* No prob. So... Show me what you think something scary is
Funtime Freddy: Uh.... Oh! Just a second s-stay here and c-c-close your eyes!
Eggs Benedict: *rolls eyes and crosses arms* Okkkaayyyyy... *closes eyes*
*footsteps out of room*
*giggling*
Eggs Benedict: ?
*footsteps back into room*
Funtime Freddy: Open y-y-your eyes!
Eggs Benedict: Okay- *opens eyes* Wait, what..?
Funtime Freddy: *has a sheet over his head with cut outs for eyes and a drawn on mouth* ooooOOOOoooOH! I'm a spooky ghoosssst!
Eggs Benedict: *face palms* Oh my gosh...
Funtime Freddy: A-am I scary enough? I mean I looked i-in the mirror and I thought I looked pretty spooky!
Eggs Benedict: Looks like you have a lot to learn...
LeArNiNg MoNtAgEeEEEEeEEee!1!!1
Funtime Freddy: Okay I'm going to be honest... S-saying 'LeArNiNg MoNtAgEeEEEEeEEee!1!!1", is honestly not helping.
Eggs Benedict: *groans* Fine. Then I have a better idea. Watch and learn.
*They walk into the main hangout room*
Eggs Benedict: Hey guys?
*Everyone turns their attention towards Eggs*
Eggs Benedict: The fridge is empty!
*The whole building ignites in flames and screams can be heard*
Funtime Freddy: *eyes are stars* Wow! You're so cool... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!
Eggs Benedict: I will, don't you worry. But I need to use the bathroom just wait here *runs into the bathroom*
Funtime Freddy: *huffs* H-humans and bathrooms... I mean what's with those two making a p-perfect pair?
Bon Bon: hehehe...
Funtime Freddy: Huh? W-who was that?
Bon Bon: *walks out from the shadows* Hello
Funtime Freddy: AAAAHHHHH!
Bon Bon: Oww! Don't scream like that it hurts my ears!
Funtime Freddy: S-sorry...
Bon Bon: Anyway, I was trying to tell you that I can help with being scary
Funtime Freddy: Really?
Bon Bon: Really.
Funtime Freddy: *smiles*
Bon Bon: Now close your eyes...
Funtime Freddy: *closes them*
Bon Bon: *Satanic ritual*
*Their eyes glow white and they float in the air, unconscious*
Bon Bon: *gets attached to Funtime Freddy's hand*
*They wake up*
Funtime Freddy: eEEhhh... What happened?
Bon Bon: We're connected! And now I can help you be scary!
Funtime Freddy O-okay... So how are we gonna do this?
Bon Bon: hehehe, I think I know a way... *They teleport to Author Chan, who is with everyone else*
Author Chan: Whaddya want m8?
Bon Bon: *whispers to Funtime Freddy* Watch and learn~
Funtime Freddy: *gulps and nods*
Bon Bon: *Controls Funtime Freddy's mouth, and voice* AUTHOR CHAN, TOMTORD IS NOT A GOOD SHIP-
Author Chan: *tackles them* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!??!
Bon Bon: Tomtord. Is. Not. A good. SHIP!
Author Chan: *starts going insane*
Funtime Freddy: Bon Bon! W-what did you do?!
Bon Bon: By making Author Chan angry, it caused a chain reaction and now she will scare everyone else!
Funtime Freddy: S-s-scar or scare?
Bon Bon: *thinks* BOTH!
*Everyone is screaming as Author Chan trashes the place*
Muffin: WHO WANTS A MUFFIN-
*static*
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