BellaPrimero says: LolBit have u played Yandere Simulator because lets say its like ur a yandere and sans is senpai and your female classmates are fangirls and we commentors are info chans... Or kuns
LolBit: No, I actually never have, and I'm not a Yandere but I'm starting to get... Angry seeing Sans with another person...
Sans: *making out with the ketchup bottle*
LolBit: *eye twitches*
Eggs Benedict: Lol you're a Yandere for sure
*they are transported to the game of Yandere Simulator, but they are the characters*
All girls: *wearing female Japanese school-girl uniforms*
All boys except Eggs Benedict: *wearing male Japanese school-boy outfits*
Eggs Benedict: *wearing a Japanese school-girl uniform* What the hell?!
LolBit: *breaks out laughing until Sans walks by holding "hands" with a ketchup bottle with a face drawn onto it* grrr...
Eggs Benedict: Seriously why the **** why am I wearing the female uniform?!
LolBit: *her neck starts twitching and she tries to get away so people won't think she is creepy, and she accidentally goes into Info Chan's room* Hhhh HHH hhh
Ennard: *wearing Info Chan glasses* Hello, LolBit~
LolBit: Ennard?
Ennard: Yup I'm Info Chan or Kun I guess you could say... Anyways whaddya need?
LolBit: GRRRR I DON'T NEED IT BUT I WANT KETCHUP TO DIE REALLY HORRIFICALLY, AND I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO KILL THEM oh my gosh I am a Yandere
Ennard: hehehe... I can give you a knife If you give me a panty shot~
LolBit: wtf
Ennard: *shrug* Just trying to be like how Info Chan is so this stupid chapter seems more realistic...
LolBit: Ugh, fine! *grabs her phone and goes to the fountain to see who she can get a pic of, and sees Funtime Foxy Chan* hehehe... *crawls under her and takes a panty shot, then quickly slides out and turns it into Info Chan- Ennard Kun*
Ennard: oooooooooo
LolBit: You're a creep
Ennard: heheh I know~ *drops a knife from the window and it nearly STABS LolBit*
LolBit: Aiii! *picks it up and examines the sharp blade* ooo... *plucks her finger on it* oww! *laughs maniacally* I can't wait to make Ketchup feel this pain...
...Meanwhile, in the Art Club...
Ketchup: *painting*
LolBit: *hides the knife in her dress pocket (idk) then joins the art club* Hi Ketchup...
Ketchup: *turns* Oh! Hello
LolBit: I've got something to show you
Ketchup: Okay, show me then
LolBit: *impales Ketchup with knife*
Ketchup: AAAAAJBSJADVGhfayktfeuygeadfbhagbwhkbgxuh곻 (I don't know how I made that last symbol; I'm on a Chromebook and I was just smashing the keyboard XD)
LolBit: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sans: *almost is walking in*
LolBit: *notices, and stabs ketchup multiple times so they die and stop making noise*
Sans: *walks in* Eyy, LolBit have you seen Ketchup anywhere
LolBit: N-no! I'm just uh, painting... Want to join?
Sans: *shrugs* Sure, I ain't got nothing better t' do anyways *starts painting*
LolBit: *accidentally uses Ketchup's body to squirt ketchup onto the easel (like paint)*
Sans: *sniffs air* something smells like ketchup
LolBit: *Shocked* Huh! No, it doesn't!
Sans: *sniffs her easel and then looks at her hands* Did you...
LolBit: NO!!
Sans: *blue flame comes out his eye*
Ennard: (text to LolBit) rip you're screwed
Sans: Ready to have a.. BAD TIME?
LolBit: BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Sans: You... Dirty ketchup killer.. *raises her off the ground with his magic shiz and throws her out the window*
LolBit: AAAAAaAAiiiiil *SPLAT*
Screen: HEARTBROKEN.... Literally though your heart is broken along with your endoskeleton, might want to get that checked out
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RandomEggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?! Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us! LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? G...
