⚠️WARNING

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Read this book with caution.

Do you believe in monsters?

How about Greek mythology? Roman mythology?

If you do not, then continue to read and laugh at the rollercoaster I call life.

None of this is real.

It's all fake. :)

If you do...I warned you.

Unlike my brother (who is totally awesome) (no you're not, this is my story, you already had yours. Go away), I'm not gonna give you the boring details of how I became a demigod, slay some demons, pick on my brother, quests, yada yada. (

Boring, really, unless you want to know all about how I constantly kill monsters than go ahead and read my short adventures called Ephemeral.

If you're just here to say "Ha, I'm glad my life is normal" than please continue.

Just know...you halfbloods reading this, just make sure you're in a safe place, like Camp, and not at school or ya know the streets where you're an easy target.

Don't be an idiot and be safe.

Anywho! Read, laugh, whatever you feel while reading this, and keep something pointy next to you at all times.

Or a blue plastic hairbrush.

Those work really well too, especially if it's thrown at the eye. (You're welcome Rachel, now can you stop hovering over my shoulder?)

So...yeah...read on.

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