Toy Chica: *runs outside* aaaaiii! new visitors!!!
Eggs Benedict: *trying to tiptoe away*
Toy Chica: EGGS!!! *runs up to him, picks him up, and hugs him*
Eggs Benedict: *suffocating* HeLP
Ennard: *emerges from the trunk as well* Hey, let go of Mi-
Funtime Freddy: WHAT THE HECK
Toy Chica: OH EGGSIE POO! I LOVE YOUUUU!
Funtime Freddy: *biting his nails* Oh, I hope this Freddy isn't mean like Rockstar Freddy was...
Toy Freddy: *walks out* FUN FRED! *engulfs funtime freddy in a bear hug*
Funtime Freddy: :D
Funtime Foxy: Ooh, I wonder who my counterpart is! Toy Foxy, come out-
Mangled: *pops her head down as she hangs onto the ceiling* HAI!
Funtime Foxy: AAH!
Mangled: *falls onto the floor with a twenty-four hour long oof*
Funtime Foxy: Oh... My... GOSH!! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
Mangled: Really?
Funtime Foxy: Yeah!!
Mangled: Nobody's ever said that to me before...
Funtime Foxy: It doesn't matter what hasn't been said, it matters what has been said, and what you choose to take into consideration.
Mangled: Oh.. I've been called ugly a lot..
Funtime Foxy: Well, it's your choice if you want to believe it or not :)
Mangled: :')
"life advice with funtime foxy!" premiering every friday night at eleven pm central after "lolbit's friday night live"
Toy Chica: awwh that's after my bed time...
Yendo: *crying* t-this is so wholesom, alexa play i wanna be tracer...
Afton: *floats while t-posing in the air* i'm already dead meme
Toy Freddy: So... Would anyone like a tour?
Eggs Benedict: *raises hand* i'd like a tour to the nearest cliff so i can jump off of it-
Funtime Foxy: I'd like a tour!
Funtime Freddy: M-Me too!
Toy Freddy: *adjusts bowtie* Right this way then, ladies~
Funtime Foxy: *giggles*
Funtime Freddy: b o y -
Toy Freddy: I'm just kidding! Come right this way, brother!
*everyone goes inside*
Funtime Foxy: Wow, this is really nice!!
Toy Freddy: Thanks, I cleaned it up just for your arrival today!
Toy Bonnie: *speed walks next to funtime foxy* what he means by that is that he made all of us clean while hosting a tea party with a balloon animal.
Toy Freddy: i MADE BISCUITS AND I DIDN't wANR TGEM TO GO TO WAsTE
Toy Chica: *holding Eggs Benedict in her arm bridal style* We're gonna get married, and have six children, and-
Eggs Benedict: h e l p m e y / n
Funtime Freddy: *laughing in the corner when his aPPLe watch receives a call* Uh, h-hello?
Bon Bon: Hey!
Funtime Freddy: B-B-Bon Bon? What is it?
Bon Bon: Aren't you supposed to be annoying everyone there?
Funtime Freddy: Oh... Yeah... *hangs up call from his aPPLe watch and approaches Afton*
Afton: *is getting down to the funky sound*
Funtime Freddy: *sighs* I'm sorry, Toy Freddy... *flips a switch on Afton's head*
Afton: hh Hhh hHn *bounces off the walls leaving a trail of rainbows in his wake* WHEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE!!!!
Toy Bonnie: HOLY- *ducks and Afton nearly cuts his head off*
Funtime Freddy: EEK!
Funtime Foxy: *rolls her non-existing sleeves up and spits on the floor* I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM! *frickin punches him out of the sky*
Afton: ABORT, ABORT-
Eggs Benedict: add an "ion" and there's the word your parents wish they would've done to you ;D
"get absolutely roasted by eggs benedict" premiering every friday night at twelve am central after "life advice with funtime foxy!"
Yendo: STILL AFTER MY BEDTIME!!!
BINABASA MO ANG
Ask or Dare FNAF Sister Location!
RandomEggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?! Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us! LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? G...
