Episode 4: Destruction Session

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Slyly: Last time on Total Gamer Action, Sly Cooper and Chara Dreemurr had to escape from a heavily protected jail cell. Chara managed to escape before Sly could even look at his surroundings. Don't ask how that happened. People ended up voting off Suicide Mouse in the end because let's face it, he's creepy on TOTAL. GAMER. ISLAND!!

Producer Pandas
Creeper:*blows up half the cabin*

Felix: *fixes the hole* You know you gotta stop blowing stuff up. It is probably bad for you.

Creeper: sssstop telling what to do. Sssstupid mario rip off.
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Felix: Mario is a plumber not a carpenter! How dare he!

Creeper: sssssssssssssssss
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Executive Elepants

Dk: *eats a banana*

Nook: Hey monkey, we should team, yes yes? Alliances.

Dk: *looks at Tom Nook* Oo. Ah. Oo. *punches him across the room.

Jigglypuff: DAAAAAAMN!

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Dk: oo ee ah! *bangs on chest*

Tom Nook: Why are there stars spinning around my heaaaad?!

Jigglypuff: I gotta say, Donkey Kong is OP! We could use that!
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Slyly: Caaaampers! Come on out it is challenge time!

*Everyone comes out*

Slyly: Today, we have a special guest. In a way this kinda breaks the fourth wall because.. It's Mr. F!

Mr. F: Hello campers. I will be telling you your challenge!

Slyly: But I'm the-

Mr. F: Shush. Anyway, in this challenge,  you must destroy the set of walls I set up. Going from wooden, brick, and steel.

Slyly: How do you destroy steel?

Mr. F: *shrugs* The two competing people are Creeper and Jigglypuff!

Liu Kang: Mr. F, this seems a bit rigged.

Mr. F: Can it. Now GO!

Creeper: *blows up the wooden wall*

Jigglypuff: *just stands there* WTF-

Creeper: *blows up the brick wall*

Jigglypuff:*Rolls aggressively into the wood wall*

Creeper: *blows up the steel wall partially*

Jigglypuff: *finally breaks the wood wall*
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Jigglypuff: OUCHIEEE SPLINTERS!! Jigglypuff hurts!

Creeper: cake.
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Creeper: *blows up the rest of the steel wall*

Mr. F: Producer Pandas win!

Chara: That loss fills me with frustration. 

*at the camp fire*

Slyly: Everyone, VOTE!

Liu: Jigglypuff.
Chara: Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff: Tom Nook.
*all votes are in*

Slyly: Wait. Where's the box?

Tom: It's gone??

Mr. F: *enters with the box* It's right here. I'll read them.

Slyly: Okay??

Mr. F: OH LOOK EVERYONE GETS A STATUE EXCEPT FOR CHARA. Cuz everyone voted her!

Chara: BUT... I voted Jigglypuff!

Liu:.......

Mr. F: Votes don't lie. Get in the Warp Pipe of Shame.

Chara: IT'S NOT FAIR!! How can I VOTE FOR MYSELF?!

Mr. F: *grabs her arm and pulls her toward the WPOS*

Chara: NO I WILL STAB YOU. You must've rigged the votes!!

Mr. F: Why would I do that? I'm a villain but I want this game to be fair heheh...

Chara: NOOOOOO!!

*Mr. F throws her in and she goes down it*

Slyly: I guess this is it. This episode is concluded with Chara somehow getting voted off...um... See you next time on TOTAL. Gamer. Action!

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