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*bursts through a wall* WOO BACK FROM BOSTON AND KINDA HUNGOVER STILL BECAUSE OF ME DRINKING SHIRLEY TEMPLES MAYBE A BIT TOO MUCH

Boston was litttttttttt and the wedding was littttt and my tuxedo was littttt and everything was litttttt

I also got to go to Washington DC on my flight back from Boston 

*cough* I got back like 2 hours ago

And I still feel hungover and completely terrible 

But I got a ton of cool stuff *cough* the snow globe (Janelle will get this lol)

And I took a lot of pictures 

But I'm not putting them up here

I'm not that stupid

Matt: *from the distance screeching* H E I S V E R Y S T U P I D

MATT SHUT UP YOU PICKLE

Why am I a pickle

Because the human body contains 70% water and that means that we are all cucumbers but with the unhealthy amount of salt I consume that makes me a pickle and I have bad anxiety so I'm an anxiety pickle (Nev and Tay will get this) 

Matt: Reese wtf

THIS IS SOMETHING BETWEEN ME NEV AND TAY (or a few other people idk who else gets what I'm talking about) *majestically hairflips*

Matt: REESE WHERE TF IS ALL YOUR HAIR

I GOT A HAIRCUT BRO 

yeah I got a haircut so say goodbye to the gloopin bloppin that has that unkempt hair but it still looks bootiful according to the little beans Nev, Tay, Janelle, and a few others

Now I look like I joined the marines 

Help me 

Anywaysssss go check out Janelle's book about Zodiac stuff, it's in my overall favorites cuz like the book is amazing. 

Hey Nev guess what

You're a very adorable bean

Hey Janelle guess what

You're a smol bean

Hey Yolanda guess what

You're an amazing bean

Hey everyone guess what

You're amazing 

Hey Jimin guess what

YOU ARE MINE

Yeah he sat on me first Yolanda so he's mine- I mean you saw nothing

I love you Nevvvvvv thanks for everything 

Idk

I am very weird

And very hungover

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