Matt

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Ok Matt is made up but like it's fun making skits so I'm gonna just...

Me: MATT

Matt: WHAT

Me: To be mad in a deranged world is not madness, for it is sanity

Matt: ......

Me: I think I had too many popsicles

Matt: YA THINK

I have a popsicle addiction...

Me: I had like what 24 popsicles already

Nev: Okay wow

Me: POPSICLES ARE GREAT

Me: And I wonder why my friends ask where did the popsicles go

Nev: Lol mood

Me: Like my grandma bought two big bags and there's like half of one bag left...I have a popsicle addiction

Nev: Lol same tho

Yeah it's like I say something stupid that I like or something and Nev likes it too and it's just like well let's add that to the list of 20,006 things we have in common

Me: Matt get me my AK-47 and my vodka

Matt: Shut up you commie

Me: LESNITSKY I SWEAR

Matt: Who tf is Lesnitsky

Me: FOR I AM VIKTOR REZNOV (lol Call of Duty reference)

Matt: Shut up you communist

Me: THE RED ARMY SHALL PREVAIL

Matt: *walks away*

Me: *teleports him back to me* Nah fam you stay here

Matt: WHY

Me: Because....

*awkward silence*

Me: SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA

Matt: *softly slaps me* Shut up Reese

Me: Fine

Yep and those are some thingys I come up with...Matt being a made up character that I talk to in public t o t a l l y j o k i n g

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