Ok Matt is made up but like it's fun making skits so I'm gonna just...
Me: MATT
Matt: WHAT
Me: To be mad in a deranged world is not madness, for it is sanity
Matt: ......
Me: I think I had too many popsicles
Matt: YA THINK
I have a popsicle addiction...
Me: I had like what 24 popsicles already
Nev: Okay wow
Me: POPSICLES ARE GREAT
Me: And I wonder why my friends ask where did the popsicles go
Nev: Lol mood
Me: Like my grandma bought two big bags and there's like half of one bag left...I have a popsicle addiction
Nev: Lol same tho
Yeah it's like I say something stupid that I like or something and Nev likes it too and it's just like well let's add that to the list of 20,006 things we have in common
Me: Matt get me my AK-47 and my vodka
Matt: Shut up you commie
Me: LESNITSKY I SWEAR
Matt: Who tf is Lesnitsky
Me: FOR I AM VIKTOR REZNOV (lol Call of Duty reference)
Matt: Shut up you communist
Me: THE RED ARMY SHALL PREVAIL
Matt: *walks away*
Me: *teleports him back to me* Nah fam you stay here
Matt: WHY
Me: Because....
*awkward silence*
Me: SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
Matt: *softly slaps me* Shut up Reese
Me: Fine
Yep and those are some thingys I come up with...Matt being a made up character that I talk to in public t o t a l l y j o k i n g
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