Really stupid shet

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So like at school during lunch I always walked to the bathroom so I can look at memes at post shet on iFunny and like whenever I did that a ton of freaking guys came in the bathroom (I know that sounds really gay but it scared me because there is some...disgusting people at my school and that scared me) and when that happens I leave as soon as possible because like the guys do weird shet in there and I'm just trying to post memes man like that's all I wanna do so like here is something that happened

Me: *walks to the bathroom and posts some memes*

*a few seconds pass*

David: Good day fleshy mammal

Me: Well hi wanna see my memes

David: That's like the only reason I come in here

*a minute passed*

*a ton of guys walked in*

Me: JESUS CHRIST

Some random guy: Gimme your phone 

Me: T H E S A C R E D T E X T S (Star Wars reference)

Some other random guy: *gets on the sink and starts dancing* 

Me: Yo tf

David: Dude we got to get out of here

Me: Yeah it's like Vietnam all over again

*random screeching from the other guys*

Me: Congratulations you just triggered a Vietnam flashback

*me and David walk out*

@yolo1506 : What happened?

Me: Vietnam

@Nelly5846 : *looks at me and David very weirdly*

@bangTanTay : REESU

Me: HI

*walks back to my lunch table*

Connor: What thy hell happened in there

Me: Vietnam, a ton of people screeching, and this guy humped a urinal 

Connor: Jesus 

Me: Yeah I just wanted to post memes man *cries*

That was what I had to deal with like in the middle of the school year....It was stupid but amusing


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