13~Playground Insults

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'Roadtrip was better without you' Andy said to Jack. Jack nodded as Rye ooed. 'Overload was better without you' Jack said back. Mikey laughed hysterically and Andy looked at him and smiled idiotically. 

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'Where are your glasses?...........Milky man' Brooklyn spoke.

'I leant them to your least popular sister' Andy said back.

'That's not one of them, they're all popular...in their own way'

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'I hate it when you're happy because you cry when you're happy. You cry wayy too much for anybody. Sometimes I actually think you're sad you're happy. What's the deal there Mike?' Jack said seriously.

'You're such a bad friend whenever I do cry with sadness I have to get comfort from others' Mikey spoke.

'Coz I can't tell, you just cry all the time'

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'Your face is so round that Lebron James misses three throws with it' Andy spoke.

'And if anything that'd make it better, to throw.' Brooklyn replied.

'It's too round. It's rounder than a basketball'

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Brooklyn gently smacked Mikey's stomach then Andy and Rye started laughing when Brook looked back at the camera innocently. Then Mikey poked Brooklyn cheek crying not to laugh and Brooklyn moved back as he done so. Then once again Rye and Andy started laughing loudly again. 

'I reckon I could soccer punch you, and I wouldn't see my fist again. It'd just eat it. Like that. And It'd just go in' Brook said.

'Well you just proved your theory wrong.' Mikey replied.

'No I just didn't punch it properly. Do you get tattoos to express yourself or do you just think its cool?' Brook said. 'oh I got tattoos ahah, look at me.I'm the only one with tattoos' Brook said that in the funniest voice and hand movement I laughed a little bit.

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'My dad knows me more than you do' Andy said to Rye and everyone burst out laughing.

Honestly, I'm really enjoying myself watching the boys film. Everytime Brook wasn't up he'd come over beside me onto the bean-bag and wrap his arm me and I'd put my head on my shoulder and we'd just watch the boys and laugh. Soon enough brook had to go on and I made a sad face but then brook kissed my head and went on. I smiled as I watched him go against Andy.

'You're so stupid that you breathe question marks' Andy said.

'I'm just a curious cat' Brooklyn replied then looked over at me and smiled.

'Did you ever own a cat?' Andy asked.

'I do'

'You own one or you owned one? Is it dead? It died to get away from you' Andy said.

'Poor cat' Brook replied rubbing his eyes. 'Your mum ate it.' Then Brooklyn laughed because Mikey made him laugh in the background. He got up and walked back over to me and sat over beside me. 

I was feeling really cuddly so I got up real quick and sat between Brooks legs and Brooklyn wrapped his arms around me. I looked to the backup and Brooklyn looked down at me and kissed me. I smiled and then looked back at the boys.

'I duno how you're going to survive when you leave this flat and we're not with ye' Jack said to Brook.

'A job' Brooklyn said proudly facing the camera and putting his hands on his waist.

'How are you supposed to get a job? You've got no qualifications' Jack pointed out.

'Ye' Brook nodded.

'I'm not even sure if you can fully read properly...........You still got sleep in your eyes, couldn't even manage that this morning' Jack said.

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'Your head is so wrinkly it looks like it's been sat in a bath for...20 years' Mikey.

'You sat in a bath last night, naked with the door open and watched Shrek 2 and cried' Andy spoke.

'And im still less wrinkly than you'

'But everyone laughed at you. Everyone went, that's the band clown, that's the reason we're not gonna make it, look at him in the bath, like a stone, weighing us down' you were naked. And no one went 'OHHHHH' they all went 'uhhh'.

The boys did a couple of more rounds then the video was done. It took about 2 hours to record and now. Mikey was going to go somewhere to edit the video in peace. Rye and Jack started to put away all the equipment that was used to record the video and Brook And I went to his bedroom. 

We both instantly lay ourselves down beside eachother. 'I'm tired' Brook said making a sad face looking at me. 'Aww,' I said that then brushing my hand through his hair. It was now about 7:30 P.M. and I think I've been in the boys' flat for too long honestly and I feel bad. 

'Brook, I think I'm going to go back to my flat now' I said getting up and taking my clothes over my arm and all my other things in my hands. 'Noooo Oliviaaa don't leave meeee' Brook complained not bothered to get up and pull me back. 'Brooklyn, you come over to my place tomorrow ok?' I smiled walking out of the room but waitied for a reply 'Okay, love you babe' Brooklyn said,'Love you too' I smiled and walked out the room the out of the flat to my own.

Guy i'm wondering if you'd like a smut between Olivia and Brooklyn? If so comment down below in the comments so i know!:)

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