The signs as some iconic Billie moments:
Aries: Dropkicking an a$$hole in the audience
Taurus: Getting kicked off a plain due to low pants
Gemini: Getting into a mud fight with the audience at woodstock
Cancer: Making his kid's middle name "Danger"
Leo: Fighting Trump supporters on his instagram
Virgo: Changing his bio to "Holee BeJesus Grene Dae"
Libra: Throwing a prom for a lesbian student
Scorpio: Telling a full concert audience about the time he drank piss
Sagittarius: Branding his friend's ass
Capricorn: Releasing 3 albums in 1 year
Aquarius: NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA
Pisces: Explaining what gravity bong is in the middle of an interview
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