The signs as Josh Dun tweets:
Aries: who would ever pour milk before their cereal
Taurus: tyler sang good at our show tonight in the Netherlands. well job singing, tyler.
Gemini: @tylerrjoseph @JennaaBlack ADOPT ME
Cancer: I'll go pizza. I could never eat a cat
Leo: I'LL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TWEET IN ALL CAPS
Virgo: why am I like this
Libra: in other news my phone autocorrected to vice versace and I for sure left it cause that's tight
Scorpio: @halsey I work hard trying to look sweet whilst falling asleep playing drums
PS: glad you didn't get burned at the steak in your video
Sagittarius: last time I was in Europe, I broke the rule "no foreign objects in toilet". I totally put American urine in there.
Capricorn: didn't get that ipad I was hoping for. my parents got me something much more thoughtful and possibly a bit more practical tbh; skittles
Aquarius: tyler are you Spider-Man?
Pisces: I'd say I'm one of the nicest people ever and if you don't think so I think you're a dumb idiot and I hate you and I'll beat up your dog.
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