Henry, Neal & Hook
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Henry: Dad, Hook, I need you guys' help.
Neal: With what?
Hook: Aye, I'm here for you mate.
Henry: Keep my moms away from Granny's...
Neal: Son...you know how I feel about your mothers.
Hook: What's going on at Granny's?
Neal: Who cares what's going on, he wants us to commit suicide!
Henry: I'm having a lunch date with my girlfriend.
Hook: That's a good enough reason. You have my word, I will do the best that I can.
Henry: Thanks Hook!
Neal: Aww Hen Hen has a girlfriend!
Henry: Oh gosh, dad please stop.
Neal: This is such a huge moment! We have to meet her- Oh my God your mothers are going to kill you, then me, then Hook, then me again.
Hook: What the bloody hell would they kill me for?! I'm just helping the lad be sociable.
Neal: Because Henry isn't supposed to have a girlfriend yet.
Henry: That would be the reason why I'm asking you to keep them away from the diner.
Hook: The boy is old enough to talk to women. Do you want him to be a 40 year old virgin?
Neal: That isn't the point! THOSE WOMEN ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY! They will harm us without thinking twice!
Hook: I'm willing to risk it.
Henry: So am I.
Neal: .....Fine! But I want "Awesome Dad" written on my tombstone.
Henry: I'll make sure of it.
Neal: Can't believe I'm about to die so that my son can get to second base with a girl.
Hook: It's our job as men to help each other. Especially the younger generation.
Neal: Shit. No one helped me.
Hook: You were kinda a lost cause by the time we met...
Emma, Snow & Regina
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Emma: Mom...
Snow: Oh hey Emma! How's it going?
Regina: Cut the crap! Where's Henry?
Snow: And a good afternoon to you too, Regina.
Emma: Mom, answer the question.
Snow: Why, he's sitting here in the apartment with me of course.
Regina: Then why did Whale tell me Charming came to the hospital to check if Henry was there?
Snow: Goddamn doctor can't mind his own business.
Emma: So he's not there with you then, correct?
Snow: He told me he was going to the Sheriff's Station to be with Charming but he never showed up.
Regina: That boy is slowly driving me crazy, I swear.
Emma: Hold on, I'm standing in front of Granny's and I think I see Henry in there.
Snow: Really?!
Regina: What the hell is he doing there?!
Emma: He's with a girl- Aww they look so cute together.
