Cora & Robin
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Cora: Sir Hood?
Robin: Yes? Who is this?
Cora: This is someone with whom you need to speak to.
Robin: Okay. What about?
Cora: Your relationship with Regina.
Robin: Regina? She and I get along quite well. Is there an issue?
Cora: Yes there is.
Robin: Well what is it then?
Cora: You are blowing holes in my ship! BACK OFF!
Robin: What the hell are you talking about?
Cora: Regina belongs with Emma, THAT is her true love!
Robin: Excuse me? Don't those two despise each other?
Cora: THAT IS THE POINT! If they got along perfectly, there wouldn't be any make up sex. Their arguing is what sparks the passion in a relationship. Plus, have you not noticed the eye sex between them? Look! I'm sure you're a nice young man but I suggest you find someone else to love and help raise your cute little son.
Robin: Right, well how about we let Regina choose, because I want to be with her and I'm sure she feels the same.
Cora: Son, hear me when I say this; You do not want to mess with my armada. WE WILL SINK YOUR TINY TUGBOAT.
Robin: I can assure you my ship is not the size of a tugboat.
Cora: Compared to my cruise ship it is.
Robin: WHO IS THIS?!
Cora: Everyone and no one. I will be keeping an eye on you Sir Hood.
Robin: And I'll have my bow and arrow at all times.
Cora: Feisty, but not feisty enough.
Charming and Snow
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Charming: Snow, have you calmed down?
Snow: Of course, I was never mad in the first place?
Charming: Are you sure? I know how much you all's relationship meant to you.
Snow: It's okay, I've come to accept what has happened.
Charming: Would you like me to bring you some ice cream?
Snow: And pickles.
Charming: Pick- Right, pickles it is, dear.
Snow: Thank you my love.
Charming: Anything for my wife and our little one.
Snow: And let's not mention her anymore, she's gone and I'm okay with that.
Charming: If that's what you want.
Snow: It is. Mrs. Featherbottom is in fishy heaven now.
Charming: Yes she is, and she's having fun swimming all day long.
Snow: I hope to see her again one day.
Charming: I'm sure you will. Alright honey, Emma's here, I have to get back to work.
Snow: Okay. Love you. And tell our daughter I love her too and that she isn't off the hook yet.
Charming: Will do. Love you, get some rest.
Neal and Emma
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Neal: VIVA LA SWANQUEEN!
Emma: Neal, what the hell are you talking about?
Neal: Sorry, I have to open every conversation with that.
Emma: Why?
Neal: Captain's orders.
Cora: Good job Private!
Emma: I don't have time for this, what do you want?
Neal: Oh right! Almost forgot, are you busy tonight?
Emma: Why?
Neal: Just answer the question woman.
Emma: No.
Neal: Meet me at the clock tower at 8:30.
Emma: I swear to God if this is some stunt, I will kick your ass.
Neal: EMMA WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME FOR ONCE!
Emma: .....Fine.
Neal: Thank you! Sheesh. See you then cupcake.
Cora: You have learned well, young grasshopper.
Emma: I'm not even going to question how the hell Cora is texting us.
Neal: It's best you don't.
Emma: Yeah, I learned that a long time ago. Oh and DON'T CALL ME CUPCAKE!
Henry and Cora
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Henry: Nana, everything is set up perfectly.
Cora: Excellent work First Mate!
Henry: Thank you Captain.
Cora: Now all we need to do is talk to your other stubborn mother.
Henry: I can tell her that my teacher wants to meet with her.
Cora: Hmm, that might work.
Henry: Trust me, I can make it sound convincing.
Cora: That's my boy!
Henry: I learned well.
Cora: Yes you did, I'm so excited to see our plan work!!
Henry: Do you think there will be fireworks?
Cora: When?
Henry: When they have true love's kiss.
Cora: No reason why there shouldn't be fireworks. But just in case if there aren't, I'll make some.
Henry: Yay!!! Then we can party!
Cora: A SwanQueen party sounds like just the thing! I'll let the crew know. I'm very proud of you Henry, you did good kid, you did good.
Henry: Happy to help, Nana!