*Sentence Starters*
//Feel free to pick any one.
Funny
"I'm fine, I'm just having an allergic reaction with the Universe."
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"My hair's all blonde and curly, and I generally look like a golden retriever."
"Hello...Sorry, forgot your name, but remember your face. But that's not important, we need to run!"
"I don't sulk! It's called being mildly outraged!"
"Am I blushing? Do tell me, someone just said they had a crush on me. They're frightfully
unlike-able, what do I say back!?"
Anger
"What were you thinking when you stabbed me in the back? Did it feel good? Savour it's taste for the short time you have left to live."
"Don't think for a moment that you will ever regain my trust. It is as though it was never there."
"Get out! Get out of my house! Out of my life! Out of my family!"
"Mercy? Sorry, I don't think that word is in my vocabulary."
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Sad
"Breathe, please breathe. You're brain is starving for oxygen, and if you die, dear God, I don't know what I'll do."
"How long were you playing with me? Why did you do it? Because it gives you satisfaction seeing me suffer?"
"Give me the vodka."
"I'm not good for you, and you, do not suit me. Please, understand. If you don't, then, I will be obliged to shoot you."
"I don't enjoy hurting you."
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