Mrs. Holmes at Christmas table: That reminds me of a funny story-
*Three Holmes boys groan*
Mrs. Holmes to visitors: When Sherrinford was little-
Sherrinford: Mum please...
Mrs. Holmes: He had a pet jar of rice, which he would yell the most vulgar insults to, until Sherlock threw it in the septic.
Sherrinford: It was an experiment....
Mr. Holmes: Then another time-
*Sherrinford looks on in despair*
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Mr. Holmes: -When I was teaching him to drive, he ran over the neighbors cat, and when they came out, he shrieked "I'm not a terrorist!!!"
*Sherrinford sinks into chair*
Sherlock contributes: He wanted to be a professional Pokemon hunter..
Mycroft: But then decided against it, when he got bitten on the rear by a savage dog. He concluded Pokemons would be more vicious.
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Mrs. Holmes: What about the time when the toilet blocked-
Sherrinford: No, no, no. I'm leaving, bye!
