A/N: Hey all :3
So, in honour of the last Chat, i though you might enjoy some more of Aunt Lauren's warped views of the facebook abbreviations and language xD
This is neither long nor an actual conversation, but i felt guilty and needed to update. Hope ya like it! :P
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Lmfao = Lick My Fish And Orange.
Rofl = Really Old Flash Light.
Wtf = Welcome To Facebook.
Lol = Loads of Limes.
Brb = Bring Royal Bananas.
Wuu2(?) = Weeping Under Umbrellas Too?
G2g = Gorillas to Go.
Omg = Open My Groin,
Omfg = Octopi Mate For Grapes.
^^ = "It's two roofs that got separated from the houses."
Asap = All Spies and People.
Bf = Big Foot.
Gf = Great Food.
'Cos' = Calling Off Squidward.
Ttyl = Tori'll Tell You Later.
Gb = Great Britain.
Idk = I Duck Knives.
Jk = Jack Skellington.
Fb = Flicking Beans.
'Poke' = "Why do people poke eachother over the internet? Heaven forbid they'd actually have to speak to eachother in person!"
'Game Requests' = "No. No no no. NO NO NO. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FREAKING FARMVILLE. CHLOE, COME TURN THIS OFF."
'Frape' = "STOP FRAPING EACHOTHER. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY FACEBOOK ON WITHOUT FEAR OF IT."
"---Added you as a Friend' = "Who is this? WHO IS THIS PERSON? KIT, DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON? NO? HOW DID THEY FIND ME? GET THEM AWAY!"
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