Facebook 11) Cats and Dogs XD

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A/N: S'UP GUYS AND GALS?

So, i still feel really, realllllllllly bad for making you all wait so long..so i updated again for you XD

Also this chapter is dedicated to SkittleGlitter for the idea or Maya And Rafe being chased by Derek. THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA! I'd also like to thank Poison-Ivy101 for being the one on the last chapter to tell me to add Maya, Rafe and the rest of 'em for definite...AS WELL AS JUST FOR BEING AWESOME SO YAYAY *HIGH FIVE*

One last thing sorry, I keep saying that anyone who votes, comments etc..will get a Chat dedicated to them, and i still want to do that! So, could you guys tell me if you would rather i go back and start dedicating people to the old chats or would you rather I dedicate you to the new Chats that i do from now on?

Without further ado, ENJOY :)

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Chloe has posted on Derek's wall: Hey Babe, where r u?

Derek: Umm...out?

Chloe: Uh huh...out where?

Derek: Just in the general forest area.

Chloe: Aha, really? And what are you doing there?

Derek: Ya know, just...admiring the birds?

Chloe: Derek.

Derek: Breathing in the scents?

Chloe: DEREK.

Derek: Enjoying the sun-

Maya:  JESUS CHRIST STOP CHASING US!

Chloe: Who the hell are you?

Derek: I'LL STOP CHASING WHEN YOU STOP RUNNING.

Rafe: JUST LEAVE US ALONE.

Chloe: DEREK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Derek: THEY were the ones lurking outside the house!

Maya: WE WERE JUST WALKING PAST, YOU PYSCHO!

Chloe: HEY! DON'T YOU CALL HIM A PYSCHO, YOU PYSCHO!

Rafe: DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!

Chloe: THEN DON'T LET HER TALK TO DEREK LIKE THAT!

Derek: Aww thanks :)

Chloe: SHUT. UP.

Maya: All we want to do is get past.

Rafe: We didn't ask for the guard dog to try to kill us.

Maya: RAFE.

Derek: Better a dog then a cat :)

Rafe: WHO YOU CALLING CAT, PUP?

Derek: Pup? That's the best you can do?

Rafe: I can give you a few bald patches if you want me to.

Maya: YOU'RE NOT HELPING RAFE.

Maya: I actually want to get out of this alive.

Chloe: Well, threatening Derek isn't the way to do it -_-

Derek: Why were you outside the house? Answer honestly or i won't give you any catnip.

Rafe: YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR CATNIP UP YOUR-

Maya: We. Were. Just. Walking. Past.

Chloe: We can't really tell if they're lying or not anyway, Derek.

Chloe: I still don't believe that story tho.

Rafe: FINE. WILL THE TRUTH MAKE YOU STOP CHASING US?

Derek: ...Maybe.

Rafe: We were looking for a place to make out. The shack looked like the perfect place. We realised people were in there so we backed away.

Rafe: THEN THIS GUY STARTED CHASING US.

Chloe: ....

Chloe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Chloe: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Maya: Why are you laughing.....?

Chloe: XD It's just...you think a shack is a good make out spot?

Rafe: We were out of options!

Derek: C'mon Baby, you know we've done worse.

Chloe: DEREK.

Derek: You are so blushing right now.

Maya: Okay so..we're gonna go..

Rafe: Nice meeting you and all..

Derek: Wait a minute-

Rafe: Ugh, more chasing?

Chloe: Derek, let them go.

Derek: Chloe-

Chloe: What's the worst that's gonna happen? We move again?

Derek: Mmm plus if we move there will be better private areas ;)

Chloe: DEREK.

Derek: Fine, you guys can go.

Derek: But i swear if any of you come back-

Rafe: Are you threatening her?

Maya: RAFE, let it go.

Chloe: *LET IT GO, CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEE*

Maya: ...

Rafe: ...

Derek: *Sigh* We let her watch Frozen.

Maya: Okaaaaay...bye!

Rafe: And-

Maya: Not. A. Word. Mister :P

Chloe: BYE GUYS!

Derek: Chloe...

Chloe: XD

Chloe: Always meeting new people :)

Derek: No -_-

Chloe: Ohh and don't think i forgot about the lying, Dude.

Derek: Wouldn't you rather make out under a tree?

Chloe: NO KISSING WILL DISTRACT ME!

Derek: Want a bet? ;)

Chloe: No-

Simon: Where the hell have Chloe and Derek gone? :/

Tori: Under a tree, genius -_-

Simon: Ohhh...eww.

Tori: Init. There's this magic creation called a bed.

Simon: Yeah, but you know someone would end up walking in on them.

Simon: No need to scar people.

Tori: LOL good point.

Tori: Ugh, teenage hormones, they get you every time -_-

Simon: Jealous? XD

Tori: You wish, Dude.

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