A/N: SUP GUYS.
*Slaps wrist* I know, I KNOW OKAY? BAD ME, I SUCK.
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG :O Anywho... *Sweeps along and hope you guys forget*
(THERE IS A RANDOM SPORK ON THE SIDE O.O)
Welcome to the Spork Revolution... I HOPE YOU JOIN ;)
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[Chloe has logged on]
Chloe: It has started.
[Tori has logged on]
Tori: What has?
Chloe: The End.
[Simon has logged on]
Simon: The hell? Bro, what up with ya gf?
[Derek has logged on]
Derek: No clue.
[Liz has logged on]
[Kit has logged on]
Tori: Why is it the end?
Chloe: Because....
Chloe: THE SPORK REVELOUTION IS HERE.
Kit: Not again.
Tori: *Eye roll*
Chloe: THE SPORKS WILL TAKE YOUR EYES.
Simon: Chloe, we've talked about this. The Spork's can't hurt us, remember?
Chloe: SPORK YOU SIMON!
Chloe: THEY HAVE COME TO EAT THE CHILDREN.
Liz: Chloe, they're just Sporks..
Derek: NOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LIZ.
Tori: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Liz: Huh?
Simon: Here it comes in 3...2...1...
Chloe: THE SPORKS ARE EVERYTHING. THEY HAVE THE POWER OF TWO COMBINED UTENSILS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SPECIAL THAT IS? THEY WILL SPORK YOUR TONGUE OUT FOR THAT, GHOST. PREPARE FOR THE ULTUMATE TORTURE. I PITY YOU, PUNY GIRL.
Chloe: YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID.
Derek: You just had to go there, didn't you Liz -_-
Chloe: THE SPORKS ARE COMING.
Tori: Give it a rest Chloe.
Chloe: YOU WILL SEE. YOU WILL ALL SEE.
[Chloe has logged off]
Simon: Annnnnnd she's lost it.
Tori: Agreed.
Liz: I JUST GOT RANTED AT...ABOUT SPORKS?
Derek: You're the one who told her they're 'just sporks'
Liz: I DIDN'T KNOW! :O
Simon: She needs professional help. Like, seriously.
Tori: Guys, we have a problem.
Simon: ..?
Tori: CHLOE JUST RAN FOR THE KITCHEN.
Derek: MAYDAY MAYDAY. SHE'S SEARCHING FOR IT.
Simon: SHE'S FOUND THE SPORK!! WHY DIDN'T WE HIDE IT BETTER :O
Tori: EVERYONE, RUN!
[Chlos has logged on]
Chloe: I TOLD YOU WOULD ALL SEE.
Chloe: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SPORK >:D
Derek: Chloe..just put the Spork down.
Chloe: NEVER!
Liz: *Backs away*
[Liz has logged off]
Simon: Derek. I'm sorry...but we're sacrificing you. She's your gf so... TALK HER DOWN WHILE WE RUN.
[Simon has logged off]
Chloe: SPORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tori: Don't worry, i'll make your funeral beautiful.
[Tori has logged off]
Derek: Thanks guys. Really.
Chloe: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER >:)
Derek: Hey, Chloe... Take a deep breathe. C'mon..you don't want to kill the guy you love do you?
Chloe: THE SPORK DECIDES WHO DIES.
Derek: Hey Baby...you're okay. Just put the Untensil of Death down...
Chloe: No >:( SPORK WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Derek: OKAY, THAT'S IT. DONT MAKE ME BREAK IT.
Chloe: BRING IT ON WOLF.
Derek: *Snap*
Chloe: *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO :O
Chloe: MY SPORK...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chloe: How could you do that? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
Chloe: NOT MY SPORK-IE >:O
[Derek has logged off]
Chloe: YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE.
Chloe: SPORK JUNIOR WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU.
Chloe: SPORK ATTACKKKKKKKKK
[Chloe has logged off]
Kit: Well that escalated quickly.
[Kit has logged off]
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