A/N: WHAT UP MY BROS?
So basically, today's Monday. And we all know that Mondays suck. SO, to brightened your day (If it was as suck-y as mine was) i decided to update. I have talked before about making updates more regular, how about i TRY and update every Monday? O.O
Anywho, please don't get offended by this. I don't care what your sexuality is and i will never judge you by it. This chat is meant as a joke, so please take it as a joke, PLEASE? *Hides in corner and hopes no one shouts*
(RANDOM PIC ON THE SIDE OF AN ELEPHANT ON A DATE BECAUSE, WELL, WHY NOT :P)
So without further ado, ENJOY ;)
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Simon has updated his facebook status: So, i'm in the closet (No, I can't find Narnia) but it's about time i come out of it...I'm a lesbian.
Tori: I KNEW IT ;)
Liz: Uh...Simon? You know you're a boy, right?
Tori: Hey, we don't know that.
Liz: Like Simon wouldn't tell us if he was a girl :P
Tori: So Simon, do you have a ding-a-ling?
Liz: A ding-a-what?
Tori: You know; a meat and two veg, a pecker, a Baby-Maker, a one-eyed-trouser-snake, a tally-whacker, a 'Love Muscle'?
Derek: O.O
Chloe: *Bangs head against desk*
Liz: Where did you even get that many words for...?
Tori: ;)
Liz: Wait a minute, SIMON, WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED?
Tori: YEAH SIMON, DO YOU HAVE A BALONEY PONY?
Chloe: *Shudders while still banging head*
Liz: SIMON?
Kit: Simon, is there something you wanted to say?
Tori: Clearly.
Liz: Somehow i doubt that Simon is a lesbian :/
Simon: WHY THE HELL IS THAT MY STATUS?
Chloe: ERMAHGAWD. SOMEONE FRAPED SIMON O.O
Simon: Someone WHAT me?
Liz: Fraped. Basically, ya left your fb open and someone wrote that as your status.
Simon: I KNOW WHAT FRAPING IS LIZ.
Liz: Just trying to help ;)
Chloe: TORI HOW COULD YOU FRAPE SIMON?
Tori: Hey, why do you assume it was me?
Derek: You know what they say about assuming.
Liz: It makes an ass out of you and me xD
Tori: Um....?
Liz: ASS/U/ME. It makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Derek: LOL
Tori: Okay.......
Tori: ANYWAY. IT WASN'T ME!
Chloe: WAS TOO!
Tori: WAS NOT!!
Chloe: WAS TOO!!!!
Tori: WAS. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liz: CHILDREN, settle down so we can get to the bottom of this.
Tori: *Glares*
Liz: So if it wasn't Tori then who was it?
Simon: ...
Tori: ...
Liz: ...
Chloe: That's it for possible suspects.
Tori: I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT.
Derek: *Laughs evilly*
Derek: *Whispers creepily* IT WAS ME :O
Kit: DUM DUM DUMMMMMM
Liz: DEREK? YOU FRAPED SIMON O.O
Aunt Lauren: I'm not quite comfortable with this 'frape' business. Could you all please refrain from 'fraping' eachother?
Tori: *Looks around in the awkward silence*
Liz: ... MWAHAHAHAH FRAPEEEEEEEE
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