A/N: Hey guys, sorry this one is super short, i just wanted to update for you all.
It's been what, nearly a month since i've updated? ;_;
On a happier note, WE HAVE OVER 11,500 FREAKING READS. OMFG. I think the last time i updated we were just coming up to 10,000. THAT'S AMAZING, THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO SO MUCH!
Hopefully you'll find this one amusing..xD Again, it's really short so super sorry but i noticed that Aunt Lauren is never really there, so this is to make up for it :P
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Derek has updated his status; Had a great day chasing the rabbit with Chloe ;)
Aunt Lauren: Oh, is that what they are calling it now?
Derek: Uh..
Aunt Lauren: Back in my day, it was 'Rolling in the hay' or 'Hiding the snake' or 'Grab the salami'.
Chloe: WHAT
Aunt Lauren: It's still totally 'sick' right?
Chloe: ERR AUNT LAUREN..?
Aunt Lauren: Yo, how was it hanging dawg?
Chloe: WILL YOU STOP-
Aunt Lauren: I know the lingo, i'm down with the kids.
Tori: You sure are! :)
Chloe: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING HER TORI?
Tori: Just the basics, i swear!
Chloe: THE BASICS OF WHAT-
Aunt Lauren: Lmfao!
Derek: What do you think that means, Lauren?
Aunt Lauren: Lick My Fish And Orange, of course! What else could it mean?
Chloe: TORI.
Chloe: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Aunt Lauren: You need to chillll Chloe.
Chloe: CHILL??
Aunt Lauren: You need to relax yo gurrrrl, init?
Chloe: ;_;
Chloe: Tori, y?
Aunt Lauren: Rofl.
Aunt Lauren: That means Really Old Flash Light, right Tori?
Tori: You are so right.
Simon: Wtf? lol xD
Aunt Lauren: :?
Chloe: Err... ':?'
Tori: Jeez Chloe, it means 'confused' duh.
Chloe: OF COURSE. HOW FRICKING SILLY OF ME NOT TO KNOW THAT -_-
Aunt Lauren: What does 'wtf' mean?
Simon: Umm...Welcome To Facebook?
Aunt Lauren: Why, isn't that nice! Thank you!
Chloe: Oh no :(
Derek: LOL
Aunt Lauren: BRB everyone!
Chloe: WTAF TORI?
Tori: SHE WANTED TO KNOW!
Chloe: I DON'T CARE! WHAT MADE YOU THINK HDSAGJDYUIGKbsdfgjshK
Simon: Lel
Derek: Nice save Bro xD
Simon: I thought so :P
Chloe: WE HAVE TO KEEP HER OFF OF HERE.
Tori: NOPE. WE ARE KEEPING HER.
Chloe: GET YOUR OWN AUNT
Tori: BUT YOURS IS SO 'DOWN WITH THE KIDS'.
Chloe: IHhuihaidusahlulkhbueighagulu;
Simon: Someone's frustrated ^^
Simon: *Sexually frustrated :3
Tori: EWWW SIMON
Kit: Lauren doesn't know what wtf really means does she?
Tori: Nope...why?
Kit: Because she is walking through the house saying it -_-
Simon: LOL
Chloe: Damn you, Tori >:(
Tori: :3
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