A/N: Hi Guys.
It has been AGES i am soo sorry. I've been having some problems and haven't really been in the mood to update, sorry :(
This one isn't one of my best but i kinda just felt really guilty and wanted to update for you guys. Sorry if you don't like it :/
Also, it's dedicated to SkittleGlitter, who asked for another Spork chat, so here you go? :)
( Big shout out to AmberColdwell. You've been PM'ing me and generally reminding me that i do these chats so Thank you :) )
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chloe has updated her status: So, the therapist has really been helping :)
Liz: What therapist?
Tori: The therapist that we hired to help Chloe with her little...'problem.'
Liz: What 'problem'?
Simon: You know, that 'S' one.
Liz: S?
Tori: We r not supposed to say it :P
Derek: It's a cross between two things..
Tori: I stabbed Simon with one?
Tori: He ended up crying...ring any bells?
Liz: O_O I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Tori: They r plastic..
Simon: Or wood!
Derek: And it's a untensil...
Liz: A utensil..?
Liz: Oohhhh
Liz: You mean her Spork problem? xD
Derek: LIZ
Tori: NOOO LIZ
Chloe: ...Sporks...?
Simon: Lizzzzz
Chloe: Sporks are...my friends..
Derek: NO CHLOE. Remember what Mrs Thomas said.
Chloe: Sporks are...so Sporky......SPORKS
Derek: Remember Chloe, Sporks can't hurt us..
Tori: *sigh* Relapse in 3..2..1..
Chloe: SPORKS O_O
Chloe: HAHAHAH SPORKSSSSSSSSS
Chloe: THE SPORKS HAVE RETURNED MWAHAHAHAHAH
Chloe: THEY SHALL EAT YOUR LUNGSSSS
Derek: We were so close Liz, so close...:(
Liz: IM SORRY D:
Chloe: ONE LITTLE SPORKY SITTING ON A WALL..
Chloe: ALONG CAME A HUMAN, FIVE FEET TALL..
Chloe: THE SPORK JUMPED THE HUMAN AND STABBED HIM IN THE FACE
Chloe: SPORKY WENT 'YUMMM' THIS TASTE JUST LIKE LACE
Simon: ...Okay i am SERIOUSLY creeped out
Derek: Lace doesn't taste very nice.
Chloe: SPORKY SPORKY SPORK SPORKSSSS
Liz: WAITTTT LET'S GET THE THERAPIST!!
Tori: YES, SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Mrs Thomas: Why, hello dear.
Chloe: NOOOOOO THE SPORKS DON'T LIKE YOU!!
Mrs Thomas: Now Chloe, you know what we talked about. It's all in your head, alright?
Tori: THAT'S what you've been telling her?
Chloe: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chloe: *Cackles creepily*
Chloe: It's out of my head now...;)
Mrs Thomas: Well, she's gone. It was nice meeting you all, hope all goes well in the future.
Liz: GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE AND FIX CHLOEEEEE
Chloe: I DON'T NEED FIXING...I'M NOT BROKENNNN
Tori: Wait, she can't hurt us through fb :)
Simon: ...
Derek: ...
Chloe: YOU'RE RIGHT. Bye guys... :)
Simon: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT TORI?
Tori: Oops?
Simon: I can hear her moving around upstairs :(
Simon: SHE'S GOING TO GET ME
Simon: SOMEBODY HELP MEEE
Simon: She's here. SHE IS HERE. MAYDAY MAYDAY.
Derek: Simon? It's just Chloe xD
Simon: FFS I THOUGH WE GOT RID OF ALL THE SPORKS? WHY IS SHE HOLDING ONE?
Tori: ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?
Simon: Wait, she's stopped.
Simon: She is staring down at it.
Simon: *GASP* SHE JUST SNAPPED THE SPORK IN HALF
Derek: That's my girl ;)
Chloe: I DID IT :O
Chloe: I'M A MURDERER
Chloe: I'M SO SORRY
Chloe: SOOO SORRRRRRRRRRRRY
Spork: It's quite alright. Now i get to go with my family which the werewolf murdered.
Derek: ...
Simon: ...
Tori: ...
Chloe: Holy effing crap.
Chloe: THE DYING SPORK JUST FACEBOOK-ED US
Chloe: OH MY GOD
Chloe: REVOLUTION O_O
Derek: Again...so close :(
YOU ARE READING
The Darkest Powers Chats
FanfictionEver wondered what would it be like if the characters from K.A's Darkest Powers series used Facebook, Chat Rooms and Text Messages to talk? Find out here. {Uses the Characters from the first three books of Kelley Armstrong's The Darkest Powers seri...
