A/N: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL!
First, everyone scream with me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You better have screamed -_- *Glares menacingly*
ANYWHO, the reads on this have SHOT THE HELL UP! I wanna thank everyone for that so, THANK YOU ALL SO FREAKING MUCH!
Next, thanks for all the comments, votes and follows! xD As i've said, everyone who comments will get a chapter, i have a list all ready and everything :)
SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG! And enjoy this chapter ;)
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Simon: Hey, where r u?
Derek: Kitchen.
Simon: I should've known :P
Derek: Duh.
Simon: ...
Simon: This is the part when u ask where i am xD
Derek: ...okay...
Derek: Where r u?
Simon: Oh c'mon Derek, put some feeling into it ;)
Derek: What, why?
Simon: Just because..
Derek: How the hell do you put 'feeling' into it?
Simon: You gotta say it like...
Simon: YO DUDE, THE F ARE YA, MAN?
Derek: U worry me sometimes..
Derek: FAIRY CAKES!
Simon: Fairy.....?
Simon: RIGHT BACK AT YA WITH THE WORRY BRO.
Derek: That wasn't me.
Simon: Is there another Derek i should know about? Coz to tell you the truth, one moody, horny-as-hell werewolf who just happens to have the same number as you is enough.
Derek: -_- I'm NOT horny-as-hell.
Simon: Sure ;)
Derek: And it was Chloe.
Simon: Who made you horny?
Derek: NO! YES! UGH..
Simon: ;)
Derek: Whatever. She just got 'annoyed by my frowny face.'
Simon: Seriously? xD
Derek: Yep.
Simon: Ahh so that's what it's like.
Derek: ...What what's like?
Simon: You being Chloe-Whipped.
Derek: Guilty as charged ;)
Derek: Wait, where the hell r u actually?
Simon: Where..?
Simon: Ohh... nowhere.
Derek: ...
Simon: AND EVERYWHERE AT ONCE! OHHH I COULD BE BEHIND UUUU...
Derek: You've gotten into Liz's ghost drugs, haven't you? -_-
Simon: YE MAN!
Derek: That's a country.
Simon: The hell?
Derek: Well, kinda. Yemen. It's a country.
Simon: Nerd.
Derek: >:(
Derek: Just because i know things...
Simon: Like how to hump Chloe's leg? ;)
Derek: WE ARE NOT STARTING THAT AGAIN!
Simon: You know it's true >;)
Derek: Pervert.
Simon: :O I'm offened. You've deeply wounded me.
Derek: *eyeroll*
Simon: The pain... OH THE PAIN.
Derek: You wanna know pain? Try your whole human body transforming into the body of a wolf -_-
Simon: ......OUCH...
Simon: Bet Chloe makes it better tho ;)
Derek: I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS!
Simon: Nope.. apparently not :)
Derek: DROP IT SIMON.
Simon: You can always stop replying to me xD
Derek: Idjit.
Simon: Ohhh fancy words.. I CAN PLAY THAT GAME TOO!
Derek: There's no point really... U know you will lose >:)
Simon: WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT!
Simon: Ornathological species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
Derek: O.o You googled that didn't u?
Simon: ......maybe....... BUT OH YEAH! THE LITTLE GUY WINS! WOOOOHOOOO
Derek: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Simon: THE EFF?
Derek: It's the name for when someone has a fear of long words :3
Simon: But...but..
Derek: YOU WANT MORE? >:D
Simon: NOOOOOOOOO!
Derek: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Derek: That's a lung disease xD
Simon: STOP IT!
Simon: I GIVE UP!
Simon: YOUR NAME IS NOW Derek Souza Smarty McFancy Pants III.
Derek: Why thank you, kind sir :3
Simon: Oh you're most welcome, your highness.
Derek: You may call me master, since you're family and all.
Simon: ................................ MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Simon: MASTER MY BUTT!
Derek: DEREK SOUZA SMARTY MCFANCYPANTS III IS DISPLEASED!
Simon: I knew that power would go to you head xD
Derek: Whatever.
Derek: I g2g.
Simon: O.O U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Derek: Chloe told me....
Simon: Ahh... going to spend some *quality time* with her now, are we ;)
Derek: Shut. Up.
Simon: You still know you love it ;)
Derek: I'm turning my phone off now -_-
Simon: K. But remember, her tonsils Do Not constitute as dinner!
Derek:
Simon: MWAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GAWD THAT NEVER GETS OLD XD
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