A/N: I had written this at half 4 in the morning and i am SO FREAKING TIRED. But this chapter kept poking at my brain until i finally gave in and wrote it so enjoy ;)
Dedicated to Phanonymous for being the second person to comment. THANK YOU! It IS appreciated XD
And there's just a random pic of the Joker on the side there... ENJOY!
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Simon: Dad is watching us :/
Derek: U don’t say.
Simon: Oh and there is the death glare. Wonder wht we hav done this time?
Simon: He keeps checking his phone for some reason..
Derek: ....
Simon: U chewed up his slippers didn’t u?
Derek: Wht? NO!
Simon: Pissed on the carpet?
Derek: Simon.
Simon: Humped a leg?
Derek: SIMON!
Simon: C’mon! From the looks Chloe has been giving u she would be down ;)
Derek: I am not discussing this with u.
Simon: I’m sat right next to u. U know that right?
Derek: Yeah.... so?
Simon: Derek, you look like The Joker on crack.
Derek: ... U read too many comics.
Simon: U DIDN’T DENY IT!
Derek: Whtever...
Simon: Ya know, dad is still giving us weird looks..
Simon: Are you sure u didn’t...
Derek: For the last time Simon I didn’t HUMP CHLOES LEG!
Simon: At least not where he can see u right?
Derek: Grrr.
Simon: I KNEW IT.
Simon: I CAN SEE YOU ROLLING UR EYES!
Simon: WAIT, WHY DID U PUT UR PHONE DOWN?
Simon: WHY ARE U WALKING AWAY?
Simon: DEREK!
Simon: Fine. I’m sorry I said u humped Chloe’s leg.
Chloe: Simon, u do know u have been sending these messages to everyone, right?
Tori: LMFAO THAT’S WHY U DAD KEEPS CHECKING HIS PHONE AND SENDING U WEIRD LOOKS.
Chloe: And how the hell did u start talking about him humping my leg? O.o
Simon: ....... FML.
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