"Are you looking for max wage for a beginner?" It continues.
"Yes," I sighed.
"Then come on down to BigHitOn's gay strip club! We are hiring and we tip great." It finished, then the fast credits rolled out of the announcers mouth. "WedonotpayforSTDcheckupsanythingthathappensdoesnotmatteeitsaysitinthrcontractyouhavetosignpleasecomedownweareDESPERATE."
Then the add went away.
"Hmmm stripper pays good." I said aloud.
"oh HELL no! You are e not going to become a stripper! Not uh, nope, nopity nope. N-O EN TO THE OH, NO. NAYYYYY." Jin said as he suddenly appeared behind me.
"Jin I need a job and—" smack.
"WHY IN THE FRICK FRACK WOULD YOU WANT TO BECOME A STRIPPER FOR MONEY? DO YOH KNOW HOW SHADY THOSE PLACES ARE—"
"How do you know?" I asked.
*Crickets* *more crickets* SHUT THE FUCK UP CRICKETS -Aeri.
"I-Uhh-Erm—DONT TURN THIS ON ME KIM TAEHYUNG. YOU.WILL.NOT.BE.A.STRIPPER." He scolded once more.
"Work at McDonald's....you get squirted by mustard. It was fun-" Jin fell into a daydream of when he was younger.
"I'm not getting squirted with anything unless it's Jungkook's cum!" I yelled.
Jin paused.
*SmacksmacksmacksmackSMACK*
"Jin what the fuck?" I asked. Jin was really high today or something.
"What the frick frack tic tac patty wack race track double quarter back guy named jack DID YOU JUST SAY?" Jin yelled. "We do not curse in this household—OW SHIT." Jin screeched as he banged his knee wrong while bowing down.
"WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DID YOU JUST SAY?!" I yelled.
+ "Oompa loompa doompidy doo I cant find a job, ooooooh fuck you." I sang as I continued looking for places hiring.
Then my phone started ringing.
•Jiminie Hyung• Answer|Decline
"Hi Jimin, what's up?" I asked, hearing static on the other end.
"I know you said you were looking for a job and I just got done a speed dating session at this really nice restaurant and when I walked out I saw a sign saying 'Help wanted,' so I asked. They need a waiter." Jimin says on the other end in his usual high pitched voice.
"Oh! Thanks! Send me the information." I said into the phone.
"Ok." Then the call ended.
•Jiminie Hyung• xxx drive, Seoul, korea, 3289. And the number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.
•TaeHYUNG• Thanks!
I put my phone down and looked it up, sure enough they were hiring.
I called and got an interview for Thursday. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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