here's the characters as vines bc why not
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Boris: RAH!
Bendy: AH! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!
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Norman: Welcome to Bible study! We're all children of Jesus...
Sammy: *snorting cocaine*
Norman: ...Kumbaya, my loooord--
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Wally: HoW dOyOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?
Thomas: THAT'S MY OPINION...!
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Bendy: Yo, how much money do you have?
Boris: 69 cents
Bendy: Oh--you know what that means
Boris: *sniffs* ...I don't have enough money for chicken nugget
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Alice Angel: Hey... I'm lesbian.
Bendy: I thought you were American.
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Henry: WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!
Joey: THEY are my Crocs!
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Boris: Can I get a waffle?
*Bendy and Alice fighting*
Boris: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!
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Alice Angel: Oh, I like your accent! Where ya from?
Boris: I'm Liberian.
Alice: Oh, my bad, *whispering* I like your accent, where ya from?
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Joey: Go ahead and introduce yourselves.
Sammy: My name is Micheal with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire—
Joey: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Sammy: What?
Joey: Where's the B?
Sammy: *shaky* There's a bee—
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Sammy: Daddy?
Bendy: dO I lOoK lIKe—
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Grant: There's only one thing worse than a rapist—boom.
Shawn: A child.
Grant: No—
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Lacie: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe.
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Allison: Who's the hottest Uber driver you've had?
Susie: Um, I've never been to oovoo javer.