I know what you are: Invader zim x reader

Chapter 13: Zooming through the stars to buy candy bars

(Zim grabs ur tiddies lol)

Of all the thoughts swarming through your head at the moment, the most prominent one was that everything that just took place happened in one day. When you woke up, you had no idea you'd be zooming through space with your alien friend. You guessed you were friends, to Zim you were a slave but, whatever. But either way, you had to go and die right along with him, most likely anyway. Man, what a life, sure got interesting real quick. That did remind you of how late it must've been back on earth, You must've been up here for at least 3 hours and you was starting to feel pretty exhausted. Zim noticed and rose a brow,

"Eh? Why is your face drooping? What is your malfunction? If you need sustenance, I'm afraid you're stuck until we reach the massive."

"Since when do you care?" Zim bristled,

"I do not care! Zim would never care for a primal stink-beast!"

I nod and hum,

"If you say so."

"I'm just, mildly puzzled."

"Mhmm. If you must know I'm just worn out, would it be alright if I slept for a little while?" You laid down on your side facing him before he could mutter out his answer.

"Oh right, I forgot hyoomans need to recharge after a certain amount of time...I suppose, as long as you don't break something in your 'sleep'."

You rose a brow and shook your head, a chuckle escaping your lips.

"Fine, I'll try not to."

Your eyes slipped closed and your mind for a moment felt at piece. You drifted off not knowing of the mind next to you that was reeling.

Whoop here comes Zim's P.O.V

How did it come to this!? Myself, a defective Irken. I've never been so, furious! No, anxious! No?Depressed? Whatever emotionally expressive word it is that's probably what Zim is feeling!

Anyway, I suppose there's some good comings of this, a vacation from the dib-stink, a break from Hiskool, and I get to study on the female human. Maybe the "love" experiment I attempted with Tak will have better results with (Y/n). Because, you know, she's actually a human female and doesn't seem to hate Zim?. I never understood what the point of this "love" is anyway. Perhaps just to grow old and wrinkly just so a human doesn't have to expire alone? I took my eyes away from the stars in front of myself and looked toward the human next to me. Her chest rose and fell peacefully, her lips parted slightly and eyelid fluttering now and then. I never did get a good look at human anatomy....they don't seem to have many differences from Irkens. I put my ship on auto pilot and crawled next to the (y/n)-worm. I curiously took her face into my hands and turned her head toward me. Her face was a lot more...compelling to say the least, and not entirely in a bad way. As much as I hate to admit it, I felt a strange wave of endearment as she muttered in her sleep. I shook it off and went back to examining her. My hands took hold of one of her arms and lifted it off the seat, holding it high as I eyed it up and down. I took her hand and compared it to mine. Hm. Five fingers? Weird....my eyes met with something I was the most curious about. Those round tumors on human female torsos. I curiously poked one and nothing happened. What were they even for? I poked it again, a little harder, and it swayed a little from the contact. The movement was slightly hypnotic, even more intrigued, I enveloped my whole hand around it and lightly squeezed the flesh. Huh, it's kinda like a water ballon. I lightly tensed my grip  and this seemed to have cause a reaction in the (Y/n), a small squeak came out of her unconscious self. My curiosity was still quite prevalent but Zim had no interest in her suddenly waking. I let go of the squishy meatball, (Lost my shit typing this.) We can study that later when she's awake, I have questions to pose. Wait, who's we?

~Random number of hours later and it's gonna be your P.O.V again.~

You shifted in your seat as you opened your eyes, you reached for your phone to look at what time it was back on earth. 11:02 AM. Well that's early for you, probably a good thing too. You had a weird dream that Zim was touching your breast.

'He's probably scared of them,'

You made yourself laugh with your own thought and that seemed to have caught his attention.

"Ah, (Y/n), You're genius partner, Zim hopes you're well rested, because we've arrived."

You rubbed your eyes of any sleep that lingered and full on gawked at the enormous ship in front of you. That thing had to of had the population of a small country inside it.

"Wh-what is that?"

"That would be The Massive, human, just one of the many things us irkens pride ourselves on. Well, we didn't build it, the Vortians did, but their filthy race is enslaved by the empire. But anyway, it's one of the biggest ships in discovered space, the tallest reside inside and it is where our rendezvous will take place. Then, when that's done and over with which won't take long, we head to Conventia for our Hearing."

"How do we get inside??"

"We hail them and request entry. Which I'm doing at the moment, because I'm amazing and know how to work this labyrinth of unrecognizable technology to your primal brain"

"Ok, that last part was unnecessary."

"Eh? Sometimes it's good to have a reminder." You glared at him but didn't retort, as you had better things to put your mind to and have anxiety about. For example, meeting the Tallest in person.

"Aha! Perfect they have granted us entry and we may now proceed to dock inside the landing port. You showed fake enthusiasm with a over-done fist pump

"I'm not good with this but that seemed a little insincere."

"You're right."

He waved you off and piloted his voot cruiser toward The Massive. Welp, lets do this thing.

Dib's P.O.V

Still sitting is the cargo hold of the small voot cruiser, with Gir staring into his eyes at his soul. Dib only had one thought to process,

'I'm fucked.'

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