I know what you are: Invader zim x reader

Chapter 7 Love the lekku

(Antennae porn)

You sighed, and before you explained your reasoning, you flicked the off switch on the small microphone stealthly by pretending to adjust your shirt. So Dib wouldn't hear what you were about to say,

"Zim...I don't want to kill you and fondle your insides like Dib does. I don't see the point in killing a being we had a chance to know and maybe start intergalactic trade with said race. Although I doubt that would happen since Dib says you're here to take over the planet. But Zim to be honest with you, i would rather have you and your race destroy this planet before the humans do." Zim stared at you. That's it. He just...watched you. He blinked a few times which reminded you of his disguise. You slowly reached for the other contact and Zim flinched back suddenly, a small hiss come from him. You took your hand back slightly, scared slightly by the hostile sound.

"I just wanna see you...without the shitty disguise." You stated, making full eye contact to show you were serious. His eyes drifted down at the floor in hesitation and looked back to you. You rose your hand again and carefully took off his other contact lens, revealing his other fuchsia orb. He winced a bit and blinked a few times in irritation but other than that he was fine. You softly tugged at his wig until it slid off his head, two bug like antennas that bent down at the tip popped out and flicked a few times. You leaned back scanning your eyes over his form, if you had to guess, you'd say Zim's race is bug related. Which is pretty fascinating, but you still had questions.

"Well, (Y/n)-human?" You snapped out of your daze and returned to reality. You scanned over him one more time. Your attention was once again caught by his antennas, randomly twitching, still adjusting to being out from under the wig. You reached for one to inspect it,

"Are these for hearing or-" Zim once again shot back away from you and growled. Not just any growl, probably the most intimidating growl you've ever heard. Probably more malicious than any creature you know of. Zim put down his defensive stance after his message got through,

"What do you think you're doing?! From smeethood we are taught to never let others touch your antennas without permission! I really don't know why...but in the irken military academy, it is an extreme taboo! If The Tallest found out I could be demoted to an Elite! Or a commoner..." he shudder with unsettlement, You shook your head.

"Aren't you even the least bit curious to see what the big deal is? I mean come on what the worst that could happen?"

"I could die. Also, the things I literally just explained to you."

You deadpanned and laughed. "I highly doubt it Zim...would you just stop being a baby! I bet it won't even hurt!"

Zim looked away and crossed his arms.

"No!! I will not be swayed by a putrid--" You threw caution to the wind and reached to gently take hold of one of the appendages.

"(Y/N)! You wretched-......" You cut him off again when you started to run your fingers up and down the stalk.

"Hey, they're really soft..they feel like velvet!" You chimed, fascinated by the structure of the antenna, you could feel small grooves that were centimeters apart. Possibly the structure of the exoskeleton around them, you opened your mouth to ask another question but you ended up gawking at what you saw.

There the egotistical and loud alien sat, a light blue hue dusted across his cheeks, his magenta eyes unfocused and half lidded, his mouth formed a relaxed and peaceful smile, and a small rumbling just barely audible coming from him.

'Zim can purr? That's oddly super fucking adorable!'

You grinned at this, he was just so...cute. You ran your fingers up the antenna and focused on the tip of the one in your grasp. Zim leaned closer to you, hoping to get more of the contact.

"Ok, now I see why they don't let you touch them, what other purposes do they have other than calming you down?" You giggled. It was funny seeing Zim like this, his usual loud self replaced with this purring, happy lad. He managed to get out an answer for you,

"They're mostly for...expression, hearing, and stuff..." You nodded in interest, you once again were nibbled by your curiosity and ran your fingers in the same stroking on the other one. You saw him shudder and his arms start to wobble, making it more difficult to hold up his weight. He then just collapsed into your lap. His head nuzzling your legs, claws tangled in your shirt. You became uneasy seeing this and a warm, tingly feeling spread through your tummy. You had to ask..

"Zim...uh...is this...sexual for Irkens?" You asked softly, just above a whisper.

"Wh-wha?" he whimpered, the flush on his cheeks darker.

~~Meanwhile~~~
"I'm runnin' again!! I'm runnin' agaaaain!" The little S.I.R unit ran around the lab frantically. Constantly touching and fiddling with anything he could get his hands on. On one particular somersault across the control panel, he pressed a very specific combination of buttons. A combination that could only be achieved if it was Friday the 13th, on a blue moon, and when all the planets a-line. Which luckily that was the case today, unbeknownst to the two up in the living room, the monitor behind the picture frame appeared and the word 'Calling' popped up on screen.
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When your fingers ghosted over the area where the roots of the stalks met his skull, you felt Zims claws bunch up in your shirt as a moan left him. You took both of your hands off his lekku immediately.

'Did I just give Zim a hand job??'

It took Zim a moment to realize your hands were gone, it felt like they were still there, giving the pleasurable massage. Once he came back to himself, he threw himself off your lap, his expression almost terrified.

"Wha-What was that?! What did you do to me?! You-" Zim was cut off from his rant when he noticed the large monitor flash off from the corner of his eye. Zim tilted his head in confusion,

"That was....odd. But anyway! You dare to violate Zim's-"

*Ding Dong*

Zim verbal attack on you was seized once the doorbell rang and a loud shout was let loose in the living room,

"Mah' pizzas' here!!" You looked around when you saw a small grey robot running up from the kitchen with its cyan eyes glowing happily. He answered the door and an acne riddled teenager handed him the pizza and left.

"GIR, what did I tell you about inviting humans to our base!!" Zim shrieked.

Gir stopped and looked at him. "But you invited the pretty lady!" He whined, causing your face to heat up at the compliment. But this thing was the cutest robot you've ever seen. You saw Zims face twist in frustration.

"That's different!! Just....go eat your pizza somewhere else!"

"Yes, my lord! Bye bye lady!!" GIR ran elsewhere and out of sight. You shook your head, you hoped in your mind that you'd get to interact with the little bot more. But for now, you had a scolding from Zim you had to engage in, and he looked more than ready to unload...

~~Meanwhile, on the massive~~
The control room of the massive was silent, there some confused looks, mortified looks, and all in all just discomfort radiated in the room.

"You-....you saw that too...right?" Tallest Purple muttered out to his counterpart, Tallest Red. Each of them not quite sure what they just witnessed. Zim, in submission to a human female. But the thing that made everyone uncomfortable was how they witnessed a fellow irken, especially since it was Zim, in such a lewd situation, well...lewd for them. All physical contact on Irk was pretty much ruled out for them, unless it was done with intent to harm. Once cloning was initiated, reproducing sexually was made out to be unnecessary, a distraction, and unappealing. Though that view was put out by the Control Brains, and no one thought to question them in fear of deactivation. To make it stick, there were consequences instilled to assure concentration on training and warfare for the Impending Doom operations.

Red managed to close his gaping mouth and give his affirmation,

"I..I didn't want or need to. But now... I need to sterlize my eyes." He regained his composure and smiled.

"Call them back."
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