I know what you are: Invader zim x reader

Chapter 4 The alien...kid..guy

(Zims P.O.V)
I can't belive the Dib-pig actually showed that female pictures of my base! Oh, how he enrages and provokes my wrath with his smelly big head and stupid accusations. Ugh! He looks to have won over that other human, she seems to have a higher intelligence then most of the humans I've encountered.... since Dib already has revealed my identity and intentions, they'll both no doubt gang up on the incredible Zim! My mission is in jeopardy, what on Irk would The Tallest say?!

WAIT! I have a plan! An amazing plan..
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(Your Pov)

You and Dib just stared as Zim muttered incoherent words as he stomped toward where he originally was before.

"Uh....ok." You muttered. "Does he do that a lot?"

Dib nodded still looking at his destroyed laptop, he pouted.

"I spent all of my allowance on that."

You smiled and gave him a side hug, you felt him immediately tense.

"Don't worry it's in a better place now." You dawled with a teasing tone. You pulled your arm away when you noticed he was noticeably shifting. You furrowed you eye brows as you observed his countenance. His cheeks were flushed and his eyes were darting everywhere, hell bent on not meeting yours. You started to feel a little concerned. 'Oh great I think I broke him.'

"Dib? Are you ok?" You shook his shoulder to get his attention.

"Uh...I'm sorry....but no one has ever hugged me before or really ever touches me....I'm not used to it." He muttered a shy smile spreading on his lips. He laughed, "Actually the only kind of physical contact i seem to get is when Zim and I get into to our occasional brawls." You rose an eyebrow.

"What about your family don't they ever hug you or give you any affection?" You asked, giving him a sympathetic look. He shook his head, sadly.

"No...all I have is a dad and sister. But my dad is a pretty famous scientist and he's always busy and my sister, Gaz, pretty much wants to destroy me." once he finished you both heard the lunch bell ring.

"Wanna talk more at your house?" You asked, he nodded and you were first to stand up, you offered your hand to help him and he gratefully took it. You helped him up and he stood up with almost no effort. You each walked together, not realizing you were still holding hands. Dib's sister, Gaz, gave you two a repulsive look.

"Get a room..." She mumbled. You both pulled your hands away nervously and mumbled quick apologies to each other. As you to walked together, you couldn't help discovering that Zim was following you two. You rolled your eyes and almost chortled at how obvious he was, but pretended you didn't notice, you just wanted to humor him. Once you guys reached the lunch room you quickly got your lunches and sat down at an empty table. You guys didn't talk about much more, mostly just some small talk. He told you that he is part of a secret paranormal organization called the Swollen Eyeballs. You learned his agent name was Agent Mothman. You marveled him humorously at the silly name but you still thought it was quite interesting. You looked to your food but scrunched you nose in disgust, seeing something that was nowhere near close to food.

"....what the fuck is this?" You asked, prodding at your "lunch".

Dib shrugged. "Beats me, but that's not as bad as yesterday's lunch, that shit was moving." You cringed and pushed your food away from you. "I'd rather starve."

"Hey Dib, she's not eating the cafeteria food, is she an alien too?" You both turned to see who the voice belonged to, Gaz had stomped over and sat next to you on the left. You frowned, mostly confused.

"Huh?"

Gaz looked at you with her scowl that never left her features.

"Zim doesn't eat the food here, it's kinda poisons him and gives him an allergic reaction...but I've seen him with his disguise off, so he is an alien I just really don't care....." She said, that same 'leave me alone and let me get away from you' tone in her voice. You tilted your head fascinated by that knowledge Gaz just gave you.

"Heh, even Gaz believes me even though she hates me!" Dib hummed. You were about to respond, until a familiar voice bellowed through through the cafeteria.

"HAHAHAAAAA! Oh, you humans and your...ways! I'm almost certain that I know what I am and that would be a perfectly normal human-filth unit! Mind if I sit here?" The voice, smugly asked. You didn't have to turn around you already knew who it was. Zim proudly strutted up to the seat next to you, that Dib was sitting in by the way. He looked at Dib as though he was somekind of festering fungus and shoved him of the bench and sat his ass right down. You didn't even speak, you were to dazed by what was going on, even Gaz's eyes were open, but she smiled at her brothers misery. Zim sneered at you and his lidded, purple eyes gazed into yours, you found yourself forgetting how to breathe.

"You really don't know what personal space is do ya?" You spoke, and annoyed glare adorning your features.

"Hush! Human...um...(Y/n) is it?" You nodded softly. His arm snaked around your shoulders, which made you visibly tense at the over the boundaries contact.

"Well, (Y/n)-human. I have taken a...eh interest to you...I would be indeed honored if you would accompany Zim to my ba-DAH I-I mean house after Skool?"  Since his back was turned to Gaz and Dib his face immediately shifted into a look of threat and intimidation. He bared his sharp teeth at you and you felt his claws nearly pierce your arm. You nodded your head quickly, swallowing the lump in your throat.

"Excellent....I will see you outside after 3 and a few numbers."

Dib got up from his place on the floor and sat back next to you. He looked like you betrayed him and in a way you kinda did. But before he said anything you quickly explained what happened,

"Dib, I know what you're thinking. But before you get mad, just know that I felt like if I didn't agree, he was gonna snatch me up from the hall and do whatever to me. You should've seen the look he was giving me...." Dib's glare softened and he put a hand on your shoulder,

"That's alright, (Y/n), maybe we could get this to work to our advantage!" You narrowed your eyes at him,

"How so?"

"I'll attach a small microphone and ear piece to you so you can communicate with me what you find! I'll be able to hear everything you or Zim talk about!"

You supposed that would be ok, if anything were to happen at least Dib would kinda be a witness. Not that anyone would believe him that an alien did experiments and killed a teenage girl.

"Uh. Yeah, I guess that's a good plan."

"Don't be nervous, Zim is not usually a big threat."

You rolled your eyes and looked towards Zim, he was exiting the Cafeteria,

"What's so special about me?"
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