I know what you are: Invader zim x reader

Chapter 9 preparations

Your Pov

You mouth gaped at his demand, your features filled with shock, you couldn't hold in your questions. Zim could tell, he rose a presumptuous brow, he spoke with tone to match,

"I can tell you have many questions, ask away." The vocal damn broke.

"Zim I-i can't! We have school and what about my parents? I just fuckin' moved here! I have no part with this let alone know barely anything about this "Resisty"!" You stated in a panicked tone.

"Uhh-I'll answer that," Tallest Red stated, moving closer to the monitor screen. "The Resisty is a resistance group that plotted to interfere with our plan for universal conquest, Operation Impending Doom 2." You quirked an eyebrow,

"2? What happened to the first one?" You asked. You saw the two irken leaders glare over at Zim. You turned your head back at him as well to see a nervous look on his face.

"Eh...well it was just...cancelled..yeah." He said a bead of sweat dipping down his face. You looked back to The Tallest and sighed.

"Oh good god..." You sighed, prepared for what you were expecting to hear. They both took a breath,

"Well, long story short, Zim was mistakenly given the privilege of control of a massive robot still on our planet, instead of the one he was assigned to. Practically destroying our entire world." You deadpanned and took a deep inhale through your nose.

"Zim, you've been on this planet for 6 year and you havent managed to destroy a world of what you call idiots. But! It was no problem for you to nearly destroy a whole planet of a species clearly more advanded than human beings. What the hell is that?" You asked, your mind officially fried the fuck up.

"Right?, I'm still wondering why I'm the only one who's impressed by that." You deadpanned for the 139th time today.

"Ah shit balls...but to my original question, why do you need me?" You asked again. Tallest purple answered this time, in that high pitched, donut muffled voice. "Zim, leave the room! We need to discuss something with the human!"

"Yes, sirs! If she is disrespectful in anyway, call me in immediately and I will incinerate her being!" Zim spun on his heel and headed out of the room. You shook his head at him and started the conversation yourself.

"My starting inquiry is why you want me or Zim there in the first place? Aren't you afraid Zims gonna cause you to do an Impending Doom 3?"

"Well, yeah, about that, Zim's destructive habits were a primary concern to us. However, from what we saw...you may be able to help with that!" You widened your eyes at this.

"What do mean by 'what you saw'?" I asked, my panic raising as I had a rising suspicion.

The two irkens looked at each other with the same smirk, "Well, we notice Zims loud and rude tendencies die down when your around," Red started,

"What the hell do you mean by that?"

"Oh please, the way you were into the thing with your fingers?" Purple added,

"The amount of submissions he gave you and the sickening intimacy between you two was more than enough proof?.

"Hey, wait a minute...when did you see all this?"

"Well, we connected to a sudden transmission from earth, and being bored, we foolishly answered...we saw you both engaging in physical contact with the intention of mating."

"Ok!! Stop! That's not what-" You said trying to change the topic, blushing at the memory of Zim purring on your lap earlier.

"Whoa, Red she changes color too!!" You heard jumped, startled at Tallest Purples out burst. You saw Red deadpan at the immature leader. But you were still thinking about all of this. You were were only 19 and you might be forced to go up into space to fight in a war against different alien races. Wow, what was your life coming to?

"So? What do you say? Will you join us in the fight for universal conquest?" Red asked, his fingers intertwining and his eyes narrowing awaiting your answer. It was too much the only thought that came to mind for you to do was just...run.

You swallowed a lump in your throat, turned around and ran. You didn't know where you were going but you could hear Zim right on your tail, you pushed your legs faster to lose Zim, trying to catch you and drag you back in front of those tall, narcissistic, and immature beings. Your feet pounded against the metal floor echoing through out the base. You heard a gasping Zim behind you, wheezing out,

"C-COMPUTER!" Before you could even evade them, wires came down from the ceiling and tangle themselves around you. You squealed when they lifted you and spun you with force in order for you to face Zim. The said alien slowly proceeded toward you with a glare that put Gaz's scowl to shame.

"(Y/n), no Irken has ever tolerated such rudeness from a lower being towards The Tallest. They are to be treated with respect and are to always be answered to."

You did nothing but stare in horror as his face was less than a foot away from yours. "Now, through my research on human comfort, I know of almost every gesture to provide a subtle mind for you. This one will surely provide the most, it a thing you do with your lips. How unsanitary it will be is something that Zim will surely reel over, but its either this or you're execution." Your heart jumped and your eyes wandered to Zims 'lips' as he proceeded closer

Why would he read about that? He doesn't need that for his mission! Doesn't he understand that is a human love thing?

You face flushed, and just barely you could see Zims face darken as well.

"Now." He started walking closer to you. "Hopefully this works so we can get a mandatory affirmation out of you."

Zims eyes pierced into yours, his lips parted, in one swift motion, in one heartbeat. Zim placed his lips onto yours.

Zim had stolen your first kiss.
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~Thefrylord~