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Taehyung: *puts on gloves and slowly opens the door*

Taehyung: *quickly takes couple steps back*

Taehyung: can I help you?

Namjoon: Oh!

Namjoon: I thought maybe there's nobody home..

Taehyung: ...

Taehyung: speakers outside must not work...

Namjoon: ah-

Namjoon: I came to deliver J.K.

Taehyung: I thought it's not untill two days.

Namjoon: I finished early.

Taehyung: uh do you mind coming inside.

Namjoon: Right-

Namjoon: Yeah of course!

Namjoon: *pushes the box inside*

Taehyung: uh-

Taehyung: could you also close the door..

Namjoon: *nods*

Taehyung: it's quite a large box..

Namjoon: I mentioned it's human size right?

Taehyung: *shakes head*

Namjoon: is that a problem?

Taehyung: as long it doesn't creep me out or start destroying my house. No.

Namjoon: we will take this as a test.

Namjoon: if you're not satisfied then we will happily take it back.

Taehyung: for that amount of money..

Taehyung: I expect it won't disappoint.

Namjoon: *smiles*

Namjoon: inside this box there's also a charger.

Taehyung: just plug him in?

Namjoon: it's more like a helmet-

Namjoon: once charging J.K will automatically be on sleep mode-

Namjoon: therefore whilst charging you can not interact with him.

Taehyung: him?

Taehyung: it's a male?

Namjoon: did we not mention the gender?

Namjoon: disappointed?

Taehyung: ...

Namjoon: *hands over a booklet*

Namjoon: in here are some basic things you will need to know.

Namjoon: don't overwork him-

Namjoon: he's still a human overall..

Namjoon: he will start to heat up and that will cause the battery to die quicker.

Taehyung: is that all?

Namjoon: I didn't forget to mention anything right?

Namjoon: that's it..

Taehyung: great.

Namjoon: if there's any problems-

Namjoon: be free to call.

Taehyung: will do.

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