An Edward Cullen Love Story {the remake}

Chapter 16

After storming out of the house, I realize that it's fudging president's day and there is no school. So now I'm left with nothing to do so I call the one person I can count on to make me happy.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Eddie Boo!" I say cheerfully, hopping into my car.

I hear him groan, making me smirk. "Seriously? Eddie Boo?"

"Shut up, you love it."

"No, I really don't."

"That's what she said."

"God damn it, Ozzy."

I laugh. "Shut up and fuck me."

"What the fu–"

"You love it!" I repeat.

"Why do I even love you?" he mutters.

"Because I dreamed about fucking a dog."

"Did I hear that correctly?"

"Depends on what you heard," I reply, putting the key into the ignition.

"You dreamed about fucking a dog?"

"Yup," I say popping the 'p'.

"Oh my god."

"You mean, oh my dog."

"Ozella, why are you even calling me?"

I pout. "Do I have to have a reason for calling my boyfriend?"

"Knowing you, yes."

"Well, I got in a fight with my aunt," I tell him. "And I forgot it was a damn holiday today, so I'm coming over."

"Jesus Christ. My Monday is so ruined."

I laugh. "Nah, imma make it lit."

"And I'm gonna pray to god you don't kill me."

"You're indestructible. It's fine."

"Your weirdness can destruct even Superman."

I grin. "That's what she said."

"Fuck."

"Fuck me."

And then I hear a beep.

He hung up on me!

____________

"OZZY IN DA HOUSE!" I scream, opening the Cullen's front door. Why the cheese was it even unlocked?

"Edward, your monster is here!" I hear Emmett call.

Alice laughs, coming over to hug me. "She's my favorite monster."

"Mine, too," my Eddie Boo says, coming in from behind Alice.

"EDWARD!" I squeal, running over to hug him.

He laughs. "So, tell me about this dream you had."

"Well, I was sitting on the couch when my grandma's dog came and started licking my–"

"Ozzy, I was kidding!"

"Oh." I blush. "I knew that."

I AM SO SORRY 4 BEING GONE SO LONG. IN ALL HONESTY I JUST NEEDED SOMETIME TO GET INSPRIED. I AM SO SORRY.