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awstentexas
RING RING BITCH

underscoregeoff
hello sunshine

awstentexas
HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD AND UNITE BRALLON

awstentexas added brendonurie and gordonramsay to the chat.

underscoregeoff
Why did you add Gordon Ramsay?

awstentexas
IT FELT RIGHT DONT JUDGE ME BABE

brendonurie
I'm scared

underscoregeoff
I CHOKED ON AIR

underscoregeoff
WOW THIS IS HAPPENING OK

awstentexas
hello brendoboberooni

awstentexas
We're here to fulfill the gay agenda

brendonurie
Okay I'm in

underscoregeoff
um, hi

awstentexas
oh that's my boyfriend geoff

awstentexas
He's a cutie don't touch him

awstentexas
ANYWAY I'M HERE TO BE THE GAY MESSIAH AND MAKE BRALLON CANNON

brendonurie
oh my god yes please

awstentexas
alright, you're pal spencer lives here, correct?

brendonurie
Where??

awstentexas
HOUSTON TEXAS BABY

brendonurie
I wasn't aware I was talking to Beyoncé

awstentexas
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT (WOO)

brendonurie
how tiring is it to date him?

underscoregeoff
You have no idea

awstentexas
sHUSH YOU LOVE ME

awstentexas
anyway, Brendon could come by here too visit spencer. We can all meet up, then aBRACADABRA BRALLON

underscoregeoff
Can we meet at a cafe so someone could be like, "Hey Brendon how do you like your coffee?"

underscoregeoff
Then he could be like, "I don't like coffee, but Dallon's my cup of tea."

awstentexas
oH MY FUCK I LOVE YOU

brendonurie
I approve

brendonurie
Let's get me a mans

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