SHERLOCK Preferences and Oneshots

Dating John Would Include...

—wearing his jumpers

—having stupid arguments over stupid things

—getting jealous of his relationship with Sherlock

—you actually liked Sherlock at first

—you had to assure John that he wasn't a "second option/choice"

—making tea for each other

—going shopping together when Sherlock neglects it

—being especially affectionate around Sherlock because he hates mushy love

—getting to know Harriet, and learning to like her non-alcoholic side; the real her

—lots of forehead kisses

—mumbled "good morning"s

—he makes breakfast because he can manage to wake up in time to do it

—you're actually the one who makes more money

—you work at the bank, usually around Sebastian

—which makes him jealous

—very jealous

—and you have to reassure him that you don't like Sebastian

—at all

—he blushes when you call him a "cute little hedgehog"

—he calls you his princess

—because you mean the world to him

—he got a dumb haircut once and you teased him for a while about it

—he went with you when you decided to get a cartilage piercing, for support (you're not pain's biggest fan)

—Sherlock almost always ruins your dates

—almost every time John tries to do something nice for you it goes wrong

—like the time he got you flowers

—turned out you were allergic

—and the time he brought you to 221B, you opened the fridge to get the milk for the tea he was making

—and you found a severed hand

—that was not a good day

—but you still love him

—and he still loves you

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I was inspired for the last few main ideas by my best friend, sarahfaith45, who is with me right now!! Thank you for everything! <3

Does anyone have any requests?

(I'm feeling a bit of Lestrade...)