Corey: *barges into Sam's room* YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
Sam: *puts book down and turns to Colby* were we? Colby you should have told me, I would have put my book down first!
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Elton: *Smashes frying pans together above Sam and Colby's heads* I GOT NO SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOU KINKY FUCKS, SO WELCOME TO HELL BITCHES
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Sam completely seriously to colby, Elton and Corey: we should have a foursome.
Corey: *chokes*
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Elton: how the fuck did Sam convince us to have a foursome?
Corey: *flashes back to five minutes ago when he was choking on Elton's d------
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Brennen: *walks in to the house and looks at everyone* y'all had a foursome, didn't you?
Corey: *c h o k e s*
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Sam: hey anyone ever tell you ya look like Beyoncé?
Colby: nah they normally tell me I look like--
Corey: d O N T
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Colby: omg Sam you had a crush on me? Damn that's so embarrassing-
Elton from across the room: Colby shut the fuck up everyone here's you two fucking 24/7 don't even try to be a sly fucker
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Aaron: we should go to Disney land and pretend we went for video content
Corey: why not just go because we're children?
Aaron: d i g n i t y
Everyone: bitch what that
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*filming a skit*
Corey: to save your friends.... you must sacrifice.... YOURSELF
Colby: phfft that's all?? Damn here I was thinking it'd be something difficult!
Corey: you good bro?
YOU ARE READING
Solby One Shots
FanfictionBunch of solby one shots! They'll be fluff, maybe some AU's and LOTS OF ANGST!!!
