Solby One Shots

Texts

This is pretty much crack. If you nerds like it just tell meh

{Highschool au}

ReLaTiOnShIp StAtUs: been friends for like a week.

S- Sam
C- Colby

S- you awake????

C- it's two am.

S- so that's a no?????????

C- yes of course I'm awake

C- I got lost on tumblr

C- xDD

S- god dangit good luck with that

S- may your soul rest in memes

C- thank much appreciate

C- why'd you text me anyway???????

S- i remembered we didn't finish that Valerian movie last weekend

C- and you remembered this at two am whyyy?????

S- idk don't question me

S- aaaaaaaanyway maybe you can come over tomorrow after school bc we were at yours last???????

S- like we can watch the rest of the movie and you can meet my lizard

C- tf

C- what...?

C- YOURE GAY????

S- nononononononononoooooo I actually have a lizard he's a bearded dragon named Stan

C- dang

S- ??

C- I'd be happy with both ways that can go

S- you've been on tumblr for too long

S- sleep

C- saaaammmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

S- stooooooooop

C- or would you rather daddy???

C- xDDDD

S- dude wtf im NOT gay!!!

{read 2:21}

{2:28}

S- im not gay I'm bisexual

C- bitch

S- what i DIDNT liiiie???

C- sure you didn't....

C- ... daddy.

{Sam logged off}