Bambam Loves Cats

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Bambam has entered the chatroom.

JB has entered the chatroom.

Bambam
Heyyy it's Y/N!!
Wassupp girl~

JB
Welcome, Y/N

Y/N
Hello. What are you
guys up to?

JB
I'm waiting for my driver
to take me to work.
He's running late.

Bambam
Just take the subway, man

JB
I don't know where that is.
And I don't have cash.

Bambam
Lol thought so

Bambam
Oh Y/N, you've seen Nora,
right?

Y/N
Yeah. She's pretty

Bambam
She's so cute.
I want to see her~

JB
She's the most beautiful
creature I've ever seen

JB
More people in the world should
understand the beauty of cats

JB
I should have our company carry
out more cat related businesses

Bambam
Lol Jaebum hyung's a
cat mom

JB
Please do not call me that

Bambam
Then how about cat man?

JB
Call me by my name.

Bambam
Cat grandpa? Cat director
since you're a director?
Or... cat father!

Y/N
He's definitely a
cat mom haha

Bambam
Right?

JB
...

Bambam
Lol I can imagine him giving
her cat food in his suit

JB
You should put some of your money
to good use and donate cat food

Bambam
Should I? Then will you let me
play with Nora?

JB
I will never give her to you even if
someone pointed a gun to my head

Bambam
Can't I come over to
your place?

JB
No. Never come over

JB
I have footage of you harassing
Nora on security tapes

JB
If you try to come over, security
will stop you

Bambam
So I just have to get past security,
right? Lol ok easy

JB
-_-

JB
Y/N, Bambam is a dangerous man.
You'll have to be careful around him.

Bambam
Whaaaat? I'm not
dangerous lol

Y/N
I think Bambam just
likes to joke around?

Bambam
Exactly!

JB
Bambam is capable of doing
anything he wants so it's impossible
to tell if he's joking or not

Bambam
I'm not dangerous!

Bambam
Ur cat is fine lol

JB
Barely

Bambam
Let me see her again!

JB
Bambam is also dangerous
because he never listens

Y/N
Ya

Bambam
Nah~ I love everyone

Bambam
You don't have to be
careful of me

JB
Well, I guess you don't. Since
Bambam has the ability to get his
way whether you're careful or not

Y/N
Bambam, you said your
job is hacking?

Bambam
Yup! But aside from hacking, I also
fry bacon at the office.
I burn music CDs too

JB
Bambam also has the trait of
giving useless information

Bambam
Useless? Bacon is a
source of protein!

Bambam
Anyway, I'm not dangerous, Y/N.
My heart is a source of love and peace!

JB
If that's how you show
affection, then you're a sadist

JB
Stay away from Nora

JB
You're dangerous

JB
You've been to JYP's apartment,
and you've kept quiet all this time

Bambam
That's cuz it's top
secret information!

JB
Just how many secrets do you have?
You give me goosebumps;

Y/N
So you've been
here before?

Bambam
Ya, but it was only once. I don't
even remember where it is now

JB
Lies

JB
There's no way you forgot where it
is, with that gigantic head of yours

Bambam
Lol

Bambam
I don't have THAT
many secrets~

JB
...

Bambam
Ok fine. I guess I am a bit of
the secretive type~

JB
People with secrets are
always dangerous

Bambam
Don't be like that, Jaebummie~!
Don't fear me~

JB
Kunpimook Bhuwakul.

JB
Did you just address
me informally?

Bambam
^^;;

Bambam
Ahh... haha

Bambam
Look at the time, I have to go byee

Bambam has left the chatroom.

Y/N
...

JB
Someone needs to teach that
boy to respect his elders

JB
Remind me to knock some sense
into him next time I see him

JB
Well, my ride is here.
I'll be off, Y/N

Y/N
Bye~

JB
Have a good day

JB has left the chatroom.

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