Do Not Drink Coffee

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Bambam
Hey hey! Y/N! Help me play a game!

Y/N
A game?

Bambam
Yeah! To help get rid of my stress from work T_T

Y/N
What kind of game?

Bambam
Hmm

Bambam
Is Youngjae here?

Youngjae has entered the chatroom.

Y/N
Omg he came

Bambam
Youngjae! Hey dude, what were you doing?

Youngjae
Um, I was just making coffee

Bambam
Coffee?? Ur making coffee...??

Youngjae
Yeah

Bambam
You can't!!

Youngjae
Why not?

Bambam
Oh no... did you already drink the coffee?!?

Youngjae
Uhm... yeah?

Youngjae
What's the problem?

Bambam
Oh no... oh no. Big trouble

Y/N
What's happening?

Youngjae
What's wrong with me drinking coffee?

Bambam
U can't ever!!!! drink coffee

Bambam
Never ever!! If u do, u'll faint!!

Youngjae
No way~ You're just trying to mess with me

Bambam
...

Bambam
Ur not listening...
I'm sorry...
u lost trust in me...

Youngjae
?? Are you being serious?
Y/N, is it true?

Bambam
It is!! Tell him, Y/N!

Y/N
Uh

Y/N
Ya

Youngjae
...For real??

Bambam
Ya. Ur gonna faint. For real

Youngjae
Seriously?!?

Y/N
You should go prepare
yourself

Bambam
Yup. Prepare to faint

Bambam
According to my diagnosis, you have the "Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome"

Bambam
Ur gonna pass out... and u may never wake up again

Youngjae
What?!?

Youngjae
That disease actually exists?!

Y/N
It definitely exists

Bambam

BambamSee? It's legit

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Bambam
See? It's legit

Bambam
It's a rare disease

Youngjae
Omg

Youngjae
I can't believe I have such a serious disease T_T

Youngjae
Am I going to faint soon???

Bambam
U'll probably faint some time between 9 and 10

Youngjae
What should I do???

Bambam
I recommend drinking chocolate milk to increase ur blood pressure before you faint

Bambam
U have to drink at least a gallon if you want to wake up faster

Youngjae
T_T

Youngjae
Thanks for telling me, Bambam

Youngjae
You too, Y/N

Y/N
Ok now I feel guilty..

Youngjae
Don't worry, it's not your fault I have a disease T_T

Bambam
I'll get going now. Make sure to drink that chocolate milk!

Youngjae
I will. Thank you

Bambam has left the chatroom.

Youngjae
Y/N, what do I do??

Youngjae
If I don't wake up... will you wake me up with a... a kiss??

Youngjae
Agh, why did I say that?? I mean...

Youngjae
Never mind!

Youngjae has left the chatroom.

Y/N
Wtf just happened

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