Glee- Diamonds are a girls best friend/Material Girl

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So, I'm not dead. Listen here's what happened:
I got a C in science, my parents took my laptop away. Hence is why I haven't uploaded. But here I am again! So enjoy!

"Winn, honey, please chill." Lena sighed. Winn frowned at her but continued laughing.

Kitty suddenly gasped. "I remember what's next!" She clasped her hands.

"Let me give some advice since we are now bff's."

"Ohhh!" Kara suddenly jumped. "This is the mash up!" She beamed. Tina, Kitty, Unique, and Britney all smiled.

"I don't know about you guys, but this is Unique's Favorite mash up!" Unique clapped.

"Boys are like lumps of coal, they're dirty and cheap and get hot when they're rubbed."

"Well then." Ryder turned to Kitty.

"Sorry! I was so dumb then." She facepalmed.

And some turn into diamonds, so collect as many as you can." Kitty smiled as she walked out, leaving a stunned and confused Marley behind.

"Did you follow her advice Kara?" Alex asked. Blaine laughed.

"Of course she didn't, Kara is like the most loyal person." He continued.

Unique (with New Directions Girls):]
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,

"Aww look at you guys! You guys look so beautiful!" Rachel once again, cooed.

But diamonds are a (girl's best friend).

[Marley with New Directions Girls harmonizing:]

Of course, Mon-El's jaw dropped. It wasn't something new anymore. But rather funny.

A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental

"Your hair looks so pretty like that Kara!" Iris cooed. Kara laughed.

"Thanks girl." She smiled.

[Marley:]
On your humble flat, or help you feed your, meow! Pussy cat.

"That's my girlfriend!" Mon-El squealed as he hugged Winn.

"Dude I know!" Winn laughed. "Bro this is what a real relationship looks like!"

[Marley and Unique with New Direction Girls:]
Men grow cold as girls grow old,

[Marley:]
And we all lose our charms in the end.

"Hm. Well damn." Maggie chuckled. Alex sent her a questioning expression. "I didn't really expect that from Little Danvers." She shrugged.

[Marley and Unique with New Directions Girls:]
But square-cut or pear-shaped,
These rocks don't lose their shape.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

"How are you guys dancing in heels! I can barely walk in them, let alone spin in them!" Lena gasped.

"Reasons why I don't wear heels." Alex whispered to Kara.

[Marley:]
Tiffany!

[Unique with New Directions Girls:]
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

"This was a great mash up. Just sayin." Kurt shrugged. The other new directioners agreed.

[Marley:]
Mwah ah

"I know that was for Jake and all, but like...damn." Mon-El looked completely entranced by Kara.

Winn laughed. "Hot Damnvers."

"Say that again Agent Schott, and you'll no longer be needing your DEO badge." J'onn rolled his eyes. Winn nodded and quickly became silent.

[Unique:]
Come and get me, boys

Team Supergirl nearly choked on their own saliva. Barry just nodded toward Mon-El.

[Marley:]
Black Star,

[Marley and Unique:]
Ross Cole
Talk to me, Harry Zilder, tell me all about it!

"You guys really are a power duo." Rachel added.

"Thanks! I really loved working with this girl right here." Unique hugged Kara.

"Oh same here!" Kara hugged back.

[Unique (New Directions Girls):]
There (Best friend's) may come a time when (Best friend's) a lass needs a lawyer

"That break down though." Artie clapped his hands.

"Honestly, it was all Mr. Shue." Tina giggled.

[Unique with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):]
But (Best friend's) diamonds are a girl's (They are best friend's) best friend

[Marley (New Directions Girls):]
There may (Best friend's) come a time when a (Best friend's) hard-boiled employer thinks you're...

"Ohhhh this is amazing!" Clark laughed. "If only phones worked in here!" He groaned.

[Marley with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):]
Awful nice! (Best friend's, they are)

[Marley and Unique:]
Ow!
But get that ice or else no dice!

[Unique with New Directions Girls:]
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend

Cisco tapped his foot in rhythm. "Oh this is so great! The girl of steel can do everything!"

"Thank you so much! Although I am questioning why I'm the only one being targeted by this alien, but okay." Kara sighed.

[Marley and Unique (New Direction's Girls):]
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) Diamonds are a girl's best,
Diamonds are a girl's best,
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!

[New Directions Girls (Marley):]
Best friend's

[Unique:] Let's make love

"Straight to the point there Unique." Finn laughed.

"Hey, it's not me. It was the song." She chuckled as well.

[Marley:] Everything's going so well!

[Unique:]
Ow!

[Marley and Unique with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):]
'Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses!
Diamonds are a girl's (Diamonds are a girl's best)

"I really don't want this to end." James sighed.

best (Diamonds are a girl's best)

[Marley and Unique:]
Friend! ([Unique:] Whoa, oh, ooh!)

"C'mon you guys, lets hear it for the girls!" Finn clapped.

"Wooo! Let's here it for the girls of McKinley again!" Ryder stood up. The others followed along. The girls quickly felt embarrassed.

"Thank you!" They said in unison.

Once they sat back down, Winn said: "Next song please!"
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An: Hey peeps. Hopefully you read the message on the top.

Also: Karamel/ Supervalor is rising.

Thats it.

Gn peeps

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