Me: here we go *jumps on this adorable giant*
Me: happy birthday to you
You're height is 6 foot 2
You are gay for Reiner
But wait you like Annie too
Happy birthday to you
Nobody comes to save you
I ship you with 3 people
And your daddy too
Bertholdt: can you please just off my back
Me: nah I like the view for up here, everyone looks tiny
Bertholdt: well than...can you pl5get the fuck off me
Me: ...............not until you fuck me
YOU ARE READING
MULTI-FANDOM CRACK $HOT$
Randomthis is literally a book about my favorite shows either having a conversation with each other singing songs or just some random shit I thought of because I have a weird mind
