Colossal Titan

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Colossal Titan(AOT): I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

Me: shut the fuck up

Bertold(AOT): sup

Me: wait, if your over here, who's singing

Colossal Titan: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS

Bertold: oh, that, that's Levi in a costume

Me: your obviously drunk or high or whatever, because Levi would technically qualify as a hobbit and the colossal Titan is 60 meters high, and you...well you are colossal

Colossal Titan: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL, I NEVER HIT SO HARD ALONE, ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS, ALL YOU EVER DID WAS BREAK ME

Me: ok seriously shut the fuck up *smacks him in the face*

Colossal Titan: *face falls over like a deflated balloon*

Bertold: told you

Me: *finds a zipper and unzipped the costume* Levi?!

Bertold: did I not tell you

Me: shut up

Levi(AOT): hi

Me: for some reason this explains a lot

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