Me: Reindeer come closer, I need to tell me something
Reiner: I have a feeling this isn't good *leans closer anyway*
Me: *whispers* happy birthday, I have a small present for you
Reiner: o...k
Me: open the fridge
Reiner: what
Me: just open the fridge
Reiner: *opens fridge*
Me: take out the milk
Reiner: *takes milk*
Me: drink the some of the milk
Reiner: *drinks the milk*
Me: put it back
Reiner: *puts back the milk*
Me: do you want the box back?
Reiner: why would I-
Me: DO YOU WANT THE BOX BACK?
Reiner: fine I'll take the box
Me: *punches him in the face really hard so he gets knocked out* hope you had shitty day of birth
YOU ARE READING
MULTI-FANDOM CRACK $HOT$
Randomthis is literally a book about my favorite shows either having a conversation with each other singing songs or just some random shit I thought of because I have a weird mind
