$A$HA'$ BIRTHDAY

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Me:  here put this on *hands Sasha a shirt*

Sasha: what is

Me: just put it on and don't ask questions

Sasha: OK fine *puts on shirt*

*shirt has a picture of her on it and says 'birthday child' on the front*

Me: OK now *ahem* Pinkie can I borrow this, thanks

Pinkie Pie: that's my party cannon

Me: I know it is *blows party cannon*
*ahem*
Happy birthday to you
Your.........
Dammit there's nothing I can roast you about
Somebody tell me what's wrong with Sasha

Sasha: well I feel loved *sarcasm*

Me: shut up I'm thinking

Sasha: I'm leaving

Me: don't it you birthday

Sasha: bye

Me: POTATO CHILD WHY

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