Chapter 17: Two Acorns In A Pod

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Jared was officially bored.

He noticed in his third period that both Alana and Zoe were missing. He knew that maybe Zoe could ditch, but Alana? What were they doing to that poor, beautiful nerd? When he went to find Jenna in between classes, she was nowhere to be found. He questioned one of her friends to find that she had ditched school.

Chat: #LitKleinmanFamSquad

TheBestBigBro: Jenna I know u ditched

TheBestBigBro: Jennaaaaaaaa

TheBestBigBro: jENNAAAANNANANANANANANNAAAA

TheBestLilSis: wat

TheBestLilSis: o

TheBestLilSis: oof

TheBestBigBro: dunt ditch sm

TheBestLilSis: wel i can explain

TheBestLilSis: zo needed to drop her clothes off

TheBestBigBro: Is Alana with you?

TheBestLilSis: sorry bro, i am so not playing ur wingwoman

TheBestBigBro: not wat i asked

TheBestLilSis: hehe

TheBestBigBro: wel tree and emo r on their 1st date

TheBestLilSis: o rly

TheBestBigBro: yea and they're married with two beautiful kids too

TheBestBigBro: i'm jk

TheBestLilSis: yea ur jared k

TheBestLilSis: ur initials

TheBestBigBro: not wat i meant

TheBestBigBro: ugh just be back soon

TheBestLilSis: awww u missin me?

TheBestBigBro: wel hot topic and treeboi aren't here so ur the only other... thing left

TheBestLilSis: awwhhh thx

TheBestBigBro: jenna u r in so much trouble tho

TheBestLilSis: ik ik

TheBestLilSis: but we're having a lit time

TheBestBigBro: eyyyyyyy

TheBestLilSis: eyyyyyyy

TheBestBigBro: 4/20 blaze it

TheBestLilSis: kk

TheBestBigBro: nO

TheBestBigBro: jENNA DONT YOU DARE TOUCH A WEED

TheBestBigBro: I'M CALLING THE COPSSSSSSS

Chat:The Lit Meme Email Team

JarHead: YOU GUYS ALL DITCHED WITHOUT ME

EvanHandsoap: oops

HighAndReadyToDie: Hey, we asked you. You said no.

JarHead: Oh hey how u doin

HighAndReadyToDie: I'm doing just fine

HighAndReadyToDie: I lied

HighAndReadyToDie: I'm dying inside

EvanHandsoap: connor no

JazzBandJazz: cuties

AlanaAtYourBeckAndCall has added JennarosityInThisJennaration to this chat

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