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Feyre: Wearing Minnie Mouse ears: screaming while Rhys laughs on the rides.
Tarquin: Having the time of his life on Splash Mountain.
Helion: Wanted to ride with Tarquin on Splash Mountain; ends up screaming when he gets wet. He sees his picture & he looks like he walked in on his parents having sex, & is so embarrassed because even Tarquin'd hair looks flawless with the water.
Thesan: Riding the Ferris wheel over & over again, kissing his Peregryn lover at the top. Really cute but also makes people roll their eyes.
Kallias: Went into the Haunted Mansion with Viviane; she had fun but he cried.
Beron: Was stopped by security for looking like a "threatening person"; now sitting in Disney jail with punk teenagers & drunk people.
Tamlin: The one who boasts about being able to handle any ride, but he throws up after the spinning teacup ride.
Office Workers
Rhys: Never does any work, but is "somehow" the boss's favorite.
Feyre: The boss.
Kallias: Is forever stressed about the amount of crumbs on his keyboard.
Thesan: Uses his computer to Facebook message his bf
Helion: Tries to flirt with boss & gets moved to another desk away from everybody else.
Tarquin: His screensaver & his mousepad are a dolphin.
Tamlin: The one who got fired for sexually harassing the boss.
Beron: Sets fire to the building
British Isle Accents
Feyre: Cockney
Tamlin: Somerset (farmer Tam)
Tarquin: Welsh
Beron: Norfolk
Kallias: Cheshire
Thesan: Yorkshire
Helion: Newcastle
Rhys + Inner Circle: Scottish
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