Dialing Operator Shana . . .
Call Connected.
"Ohyo ohyo ohyooo~ hello there! This is Operator Shana!"
"Yeheeeey!!! Hallelujah praise Jisoos!!"
"Jisoos?"
"Ah. Pang-asar namin kasi 'yan sa isa naming kaibigan. Jisoo kasi ang totoo niyang pangalan tapos straight daw siya. Edi Jisoos tawag namin sa kanya. . . HAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Then why don't your friends call you Tzuyusus?"
"Tzuyusus amputek."
"Yeah. That's because you're straight too, right? Haha."
"Okay, medyo benta 'yon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Woah. Thanks for laughing, mate."
"Salamat at normal ka nang nakikipag-usap sa akin!"
"What do you mean? I always talk to you in a normal way, Tzu. . . nothing different 'bout it."
"Tsk. Lasing ka nga."
"Hindi nga ako lasing, okay?"
"Eh anong tawag mo sa mga pinagsasasabi mo at kinakanta mo sa akin noong mga nakaraang araw?"
"I'll better come up with the simplest answer. . . language."
"Edi, language. . . tsk."
"Haha, I won."
"Okay."
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
"I'm bored."
"Bored? Hmmm."
"Ugh. . . yeah. . . bored. . ."
". . ."
". . ."
"Want me to take away your boredom, Tzuyu-ah?~"
"OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE!!!"
"Something wrong?"
"UGH. NO. TOO SEXY."
"Excuse me, can you repeat that for me?"
"Haha, hindi pwede. Ho ho ho."
"Edi wag."
"Hays."
". . ."
"Unnie, gusto ko ng boyfriend."
"Boyfriend? Hahaha."
"Why are you laughing?"
"Sa mga kinikilos mong 'yan, you still want a boyfriend?"
"Huh?!"
"Just wanna tell this to you Tzuyu. . . you told me in our previous call that you want to repeat my voice singing Versace On The Floor in your bed because it's sexy, right? Don't get me wrong. . . I can repeat any call history of ours, Tzuyu-ah. . ."
"Then. . . then stop saying my name in that way!!"
"Are you gay?"
"No!"
". . ."
"But the way you say 'Tzuyu-ah' drives me crazy. . ."
". . ."
"OMG!"
"Hmmm."
"I'm not gay!!"
". . ."
". . ."
"Can't wait to hear you say my name in that way, Tzu. Good midnight~"
"Mukha mo! Hindi ako bakla!"
"Tzuyu-ah~"
"Pwe!"
Call Disconnected.
"Bakit ganun? Iba na 'to? Why do I want to hear her say that on repeat than to resist it? No. . . I'M STILL NOT GAY!"
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