Girlfriend Hotline » satzu

34.

Dialing Operator Shana . . .

Call Connected.

"Ohyo ohyo ohyooo~ hello Tzu! This is Girlfriend Hotline and I'm your girlfriend, Operator Shana!"

"Uh. There's something wrong with your spiel."

"Haha, sorry pero wala."

"Gay."

"That's what you are when you told me about the girl you stumbled upon on the convenience store."

"I'm not gay!"

"You are, and I am. We're perfect for each other."

"Ang weird mo pramis."

"I'm not weird."

"Eh anong tawag mo ngayon sa mga pinag-sasasabi mo sa'kin?"

"Language."

"You really are witty."

"And I take that as a compliment, thanks babe."

"What. . . the. . . fudge. . ."

"Something wrong?"

"Unnie, baka high ka lang at napag-kamalan mo lang akong isang caller mo na lalaki."

". . ."

"So, lemme clear you up. AKO SI CHOU TZUYU AND I'M NOT GAY AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME BABE!"

"Ang lakas nun ah. Got it."

"Pero, high ka ba talaga ngayon hah?!"

"Fyi. . . I drank a hot cup of coffee before going into my work shift. Then I took vitamins for protection against the monster I call a fever. . . and then. . . I had a jokbal session with my group mates on our break time. I didn't took drugs, and I'll never be. Maybe. . . maybe you. . . you're my kind of drug. . ."

"Drug what?"

". . . you're quite addicting."

"Lasing ka yata eh. Isusumbong kita!! Kasi nagta-trabaho ka nang lasing!!"

"I'm perfectly fine."

"I think you're not, may problema ka ba unnie?"

"Finally. . . someone asked me about my real situation. Thanks for asking."

"Pero. . . may problema ka nga ba?"

"Meron."

"Sige, ako na muna ang magiging operator ngayon ah? Hee hee."

"Okay."

"Now, tell me 'bout that."

"I have a trouble getting over my love."