"We tolerate, but if it reaches the limit, we block that certain caller."
". . ."
"I remembered when someone called me and asked me for nudes. Seriously, how could I send nudes through voice calls?"
". . ."
"So. . . yeah, I blocked that skank because he's totally wasting my time."
"Woah. Boys are. . . skanks. Yeah, skanks. They really are skanks."
"So, are you still looking for a boyfriend?"
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
"Uh. . ."
". . ."
". . . not anymore?"
"You're not sure, mate."
"Not anymore."
"Progress."
"Yup."
"So, may complaints ka pa ba? Kasi kung hindi, we better end this call because my shift will end in 45 minutes. Well, napa-late ka yata ng tawag ngayon."
"Please, no."
"Huh?"
"Wag niyo po muna ibaba."
"Why?"
"Tell me more."
"About what?"
"About your sleazy callers."
"Maiinis ka lang."
"I know, but getting angry is my greatest aspect in life. Yo."
". . ."
"Break it down, yo."
"I'm breaking down, yo."
"What?"
"Ah wala. Sige na nga, kuwentuhan na lang kita."
". . ."
"I had this certain caller who always calls me but all I can hear is his. . . his freaking moans. Like. . . what the actual heck?! This is a hotline not a freaking moan recorder!"
"That guy deserves a hard hit in the balls."
"Yeah. . ."
". . ."
"So, mayroon namang mga caller na trip trip lang talaga ang pakay sa hotline namin. Ang daming tumatawag dito and speculating us as a freaking hotline for pizza delivery, online shops, and even emergency."
"Haha."
"May tumawag nga sa akin dito eh, sabi niya nawawala daw panty ng nanay niya. Aba, malay ko ba kung alam ko kung saan panty ng nanay niya? Takte lang eh."
"What the- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Wait, did you just-"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKTE WAIT TATAWA MUNA AKO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Did you just. . . uh. . ."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Did you just laughed?!"
"Eh ano sa tingin mo, umiiyak? HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Haha, wala. Ang saya lang pakinggan."
"Seems like masaya yata dyan sa trabaho mo, noh?"
"Medyo lang."
"Bakit medyo?"
"Nandito din kasi ang dahilan kung bakit nalulungkot ako."
"Huh? Tao ba 'yan?"
"Syempre, ugok."
"Aw."
"Tzuyu. . ."
"Oh?"
". . ."
"Oy."
"Please don't stop calling our hotline, okay?"
"Hindi naman."
"Sometimes, callers will become good friends to us tapos bigla nila kaming iiwanan. That's why I rarely have a caller friend."
"What about me?"
"You're my friend."
"Really?"
"Hmm."
"Shana. . ."
"Oh?"
". . . tulog na ako."
". . ."
". . ."
"Good midnight."
"Good midnight din."
Call Disconnected.
"Progress."
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buti nalang tapos na ang sumpa at walang masyadong nakakita ng mukha ko haha :D panira kasi ng araw yun eh lol :">
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Fanfiction[EDIT] VERY, VERY IMMATURE WORK!!! Read at your own risk. "Hi, Naghahanap po ako ng boyfriend." "Maling hotline po ang natawagan niyo." - ❝In which Tzuyu calls Girlfriend Hotline to find a boyfriend.❞ highest ranking: #39 in fanfiction. // epistolar...
